We Might As Well Have A Haiku Thread Too, Then

the midnight watch baboon · September 20, 2008, 10:52:21 PM

Coke machine refuge

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John Cleese, undressing

Gradual Decline · September 20, 2008, 11:22:46 PM

Rubbing the clitoris, Sir?

Sexton Brackets Drugbust · September 21, 2008, 12:09:31 AM

What's wrong with a kiss?

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Drunk. Drunkenly drunk.

Cerys · September 21, 2008, 12:14:30 PM

That'll be the alcohol

Sexton Brackets Drugbust · September 21, 2008, 04:01:25 PM

Nail hit on the head.

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Summoning Demons

Cerys · September 21, 2008, 04:06:52 PM

Is messy - use plastic sheets

Sexton Brackets Drugbust · September 21, 2008, 04:42:59 PM

No, that's bed wetting.

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An easy mistake

Cerys · September 21, 2008, 04:45:42 PM

Though demons wet the bed too

Sexton Brackets Drugbust · September 21, 2008, 04:47:42 PM

The filthy devils

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Young child breaks his nose

Cerys · September 21, 2008, 05:34:28 PM

Mummy gets him a new one

Sexton Brackets Drugbust · September 21, 2008, 06:59:12 PM

But he can't pick it

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So, who spotted dick?

Cerys · September 21, 2008, 07:31:38 PM

Fanny, striped and observant

Ginyard · September 28, 2008, 07:11:16 PM

Timmy gets the scraps

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