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#8267 tearing apart My Wrongs DVD case but it wasn't my fault

Started by Dragon, June 25, 2008, 05:21:21 PM

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Dragon

Yes, my copy of My Wrongs finally came. And, as some of you know, it comes in a book-like case, with the DVD residing in a paper wallet with some shit written on the inside. So, out of curiosity, I carefully tore off the some of the glued-down areas of the case to read said shit.

It's basically more of the "things I did wrong" stuff you see elsewhere in the packaging. So, written on one side:
(C) 2002 Warp Films Limited (C) 2003 Warp Films Limited. Design Mat Intro 03


Then, in scruffy handwriting:


7456 -> That gun thing when I didn't know what it was =
arrested in zoo // arrested for being drunk // [7458] smoking
dope on tube (I thought they were turning a blind eye) //
[7457] Trying to beat up a party // [7469] -> cement in bath



Then, further down, the WARP logo.
(#7457 is bloody hard to read, I've tried as hard as I can)

And, on the other side (all in shit-handed writing):


          (37) broke harnys bib off       38, ate dads headlight bulbs
(39) shot old woman with airgun       38 (39) FREID Stephanies hand (accident)
(40) I locked myself in school gas      chamber (i think) // 41   //////
   41. read 807 books out loud to       crying infants // 42 tried to
      Look through mrs manldbings cheek // 43. Frequently no pants
    // 44. tried to  46 // Blew up rat coffin // 47 Smoked
  dried bannanna skins. 48  Gerbil Thing (NOT MY FAULT)
49. Sent out of class for being sutten and insolent
  but I wasn't so I ambushed teacher with pencil scrapings in face and was sent
            home but IT STILL WASN'T my FAULT although
                     everybody said it was

(50) Shat in swimming pool  ,   51 Laughed at
naked statue
                                     #52 Pinned up Dads pom in Kitchen
52. Second gerbil thing    (5?) Talking + Dude
                                      - mum cried   .



So, curiosity knackered up my case, and I now keep it in my CD holder. But at least everyone else can keep theirs intact, right?


Lee

Anyone else remember when Neil offered a custom avatar to anyone who did what Dragon just did there? Ah, they were the good old days. Whatever happened?

Oh yeah, I remember now. Never mind.

Ballad of Ballard Berkley

Some of those are funnier than the actual film itself. Which admittedly wouldn't be hard. I particularly like "frequently no pants". Excellent use of the word "frequently" there.

mcbpete

Quote from: Lee on June 25, 2008, 08:38:19 PM
Anyone else remember when Neil offered a custom avatar to anyone who did what Dragon just did there? Ah, they were the good old days. Whatever happened?

Oh yeah, I remember now. Never mind.
Well here's a copy of said pictures from when the previous topic came up:

http://ilovecubus.co.uk/pete/i1.jpg
http://ilovecubus.co.uk/pete/i2.jpg
http://ilovecubus.co.uk/pete/i3.jpg

Dragon

Quote from: mcbpete on June 25, 2008, 10:07:46 PM
Well here's a copy of said pictures from when the previous topic came up:

http://ilovecubus.co.uk/pete/i1.jpg
http://ilovecubus.co.uk/pete/i2.jpg
http://ilovecubus.co.uk/pete/i3.jpg

No!

Well, there's seven quid down the drain. Maybe I should start a list of my own....

Also, why did they put so much glue underneath the Zombie-eyed dog, when they knew people would try to tear it off?

Lee

I think it's representative of the level of contempt he quite clearly has for his fanbase.

Thisidiot

If it's any consolation I did the same thing. Not that it's a collectible item or anything.