Wimblemong 2008 Round 1 : Artemis vs The Boston Crab

[Artemis]

All the best, TBC. Good to see you back.

[Baxter]

I vote Artemis be disqualified for using "vs" in the thread title, obviously the boy has been utterly corrupted by American culture.

[Artemis]

What' you talkin' 'bout, Willis?

[The Boston Crab]

"Arty!"
"What do you want, Hank?"
"Oh, it's...it's just, well, you see, I'm stuck up a mountain til Friday night...and I was just wondering, you see..."

If I post before you wake up on Saturday morning, can I squeeze it in? Ich bin die keen bean and have next week off work, just on a little trip right now. I suspected this was going to kick orff when I was away! Do you accept?

P.S. Mum sends hugs!

[Artemis]

No problem at all, Crabby. Take your time. I'm a patient man. :)


PS If we're going to do Sanders references...

Hank: Can I ask you a question, can I? How would...
Larry: You're not going to go and come back, are you?
Hank: How would you feel if I started dating Beverley?
Larry: I'd say it was your business, your life.
Hank: Well I'm not into interracial dating, it never works - sex is good but in the mornign cultural differences start to raise their ugly heads.
Larry: I believe the cultural differences would occur with you and any woman Hank.

[The Boston Crab]

BOOOOOOOOM!



Forgive the crude skills that only TBC Photoshop 101 can provide.

[alan nagsworth]

Hehe, wicked. Westwood mockery knows no boundaries!

[Artemis]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAGGGHHHH!!

[The Boston Crab]

[squeak]



Voting: Open

[The Region Legion]

The Boston Crab

[Cerys]

The Boston Crab.  Took a while to choose, mind.

[Old Thrashbarg]

The last shot from The Boston Crab clinches it.

[Still Not George]

Crabzor. "How to spot a Tranny in the Bible Belt", heheheheheheh...

[mothman]

This is tricky. But, TBC.

[Johnny Yesno]

TBC

[Cambrian Times]

The boston crab

[alan nagsworth]

The Boston Crab 100%, sorry Artemis but Crabby's shots were fantastic! The headline of the newspaper article is utterly brilliant.

[TVs Nick Wealthall]

Boston Crab

[DocDaneeka]

I have to go for The Boston Crab.

[Delete Delete Delete]

Artemis

[Uncle TechTip]

'packed lunches be blowing up in your face' means TBC wins my vote

[rudi]

That last shot is a clear winner spanked to the baseline. TBC, methinks.

Great stuff chaps.

[ThickAndCreamy]

Artemis... just.

[sproggy]

The Crab man

[Small Man Big Horse]

The Boston Crab, for that excellent second shot.

[mook]

Artemis... "I've got a finger" and "WTF? Shits turned green!" did it for me.

Tough call though. I hate this voting lark!

[Kapuscinski]

The Boston Crab

[Mitch J Jr SD]

The Boston Crab.


"I'm the black one"??!

Pasty-ass mother fucker.

[Derek Trucks]

Please refrain from using 2nd accounts in voting.

[Cardinal Tit Storm]

The Boston Crab