Author Topic: Antiquated Humour  (Read 2260 times)

Village Branson

  • We all get a bit tired sometimes
    • Yes I have an Office site
Antiquated Humour
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2004, 05:22:15 PM »
What's made of wood but doesn't float?

Natalie.


(gold star for anyone who can work out how she died)

Antiquated Humour
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2004, 05:31:57 PM »
Did she hang herself?

Johnny Yesno

  • Injecting the rivers with stainless steel fish
    • Lines Horizontal
Antiquated Humour
« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2004, 06:09:13 PM »
Joke teller mouths some words.
Listener says "What?"
Joke teller reaches out in front of themselves, mimes pulling something from left to right , leans forward and says "Have you heard Ted Moult's died?"

How about that? Dated, shows my age, doesn't work written down and has a Half Man Half Biscuit connection.

Antiquated Humour
« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2004, 06:17:20 PM »
What do you call four black men with no arms in a boat?

The Drifters

Antiquated Humour
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2004, 08:28:35 AM »
Roy Castle's been given six months to live...................but he's going to try and do it in three

Tokyo Sexwhale

  • When I get that feeling, I want Sexwhale healing
Antiquated Humour
« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2004, 10:58:55 PM »
Quote from: "Johnny Yesno"
Joke teller mouths some words.
Listener says "What?"
Joke teller reaches out in front of themselves, mimes pulling something from left to right , leans forward and says "Have you heard Ted Moult's died?"

How about that? Dated, shows my age, doesn't work written down and has a Half Man Half Biscuit connection.


Oh fuck, I wish I'd heard that at the time!

Ambient Sheep

  • A boy who was tangled in his life forever
Antiquated Humour
« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2004, 11:40:27 PM »
Quote from: "Tokyo Sexwhale"
Q: What was the last thing to go through Ayrton Senna's mind?

A: The steering column.

Wrong.  It was one of the front suspension arms, through his right temple.

I don't suppose that would work so well in a joke, though.  [weak grin]