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Antiquated Humour

Started by @ssmaster, April 20, 2004, 03:58:22 PM

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Village Branson

What's made of wood but doesn't float?

Natalie.


(gold star for anyone who can work out how she died)

hencole


Johnny Yesno

Joke teller mouths some words.
Listener says "What?"
Joke teller reaches out in front of themselves, mimes pulling something from left to right , leans forward and says "Have you heard Ted Moult's died?"

How about that? Dated, shows my age, doesn't work written down and has a Half Man Half Biscuit connection.

El Unicornio, mang

What do you call four black men with no arms in a boat?

The Drifters

Ronster

Roy Castle's been given six months to live...................but he's going to try and do it in three

Tokyo Sexwhale

Quote from: "Johnny Yesno"Joke teller mouths some words.
Listener says "What?"
Joke teller reaches out in front of themselves, mimes pulling something from left to right , leans forward and says "Have you heard Ted Moult's died?"

How about that? Dated, shows my age, doesn't work written down and has a Half Man Half Biscuit connection.

Oh fuck, I wish I'd heard that at the time!

Ambient Sheep

Quote from: "Tokyo Sexwhale"Q: What was the last thing to go through Ayrton Senna's mind?

A: The steering column.
Wrong.  It was one of the front suspension arms, through his right temple.

I don't suppose that would work so well in a joke, though.  [weak grin]