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Sexy????

Started by Saucer51, December 08, 2008, 10:54:56 PM

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Saucer51

As a heterosexual female, there are quite a few female celebs who are hailed as beautiful, sexy etc and I'm amazed.

Kelly Brook. No disrespect, she isn't ugly but I don't think she's pretty enough to top numerous Most Gorgeous Female polls as she seems to.

Jamie Lee Curtis. Why do men go so crazy for her?

Kate Beckinsale. Huh?

Out of the men:

George Clooney. Seems a nice person but yuk

Leonardo Di Caprio. Looks like a little boy, for Goodness' sake.

Justin Timberlake ????


Ginyard

Quote from: Saucer51 on December 08, 2008, 10:54:56 PM

Kelly Brook. No disrespect, she isn't ugly but I don't think she's pretty enough to top numerous Most Gorgeous Female polls as she seems to.

Jamie Lee Curtis. Why do men go so crazy for her?

Kate Beckinsale. Huh?


Tits
Tits
Tits

The blokes are outside my zone of interest.

Ronnie the Raincoat

Jamie Lee!  Jamie Lee is sexy to me because she's so charismatic and playful.  And statuesque and unusual looking.  She looks like she'd be great in the sack.

Marty McFly

Quote from: Saucer51 on December 08, 2008, 10:54:56 PM
Jamie Lee Curtis. Why do men go so crazy for her?

it's been rumoured for decades that she's a hermaphrodite. maybe that's got something to do with it. a bit like Alan Partridge and his ladyboys..

biggytitbo

Quote from: Saucer51 on December 08, 2008, 10:54:56 PM
As a heterosexual female, there are quite a few female celebs who are hailed as beautiful, sexy etc and I'm amazed.

Kelly Brook. No disrespect, she isn't ugly but I don't think she's pretty enough to top numerous Most Gorgeous Female polls as she seems to.

Jamie Lee Curtis. Why do men go so crazy for her?

Kate Beckinsale. Huh?

Out of the men:

George Clooney. Seems a nice person but yuk

Leonardo Di Caprio. Looks like a little boy, for Goodness' sake.

Justin Timberlake ????



Kelly Brook looks like a farmyard animal that has somehow learnt to walk on its hind legs. Jamie Lee Curtis is a man. Kate Beckinsdales alright though.

Clooney is a smug 'smoothy' cunt, Di Caprio is a full sized man with a babies face, and Justin Timberlake, well I agree with your ???

Spiteface

Kelly Brook looks OK in still photographs.  Moving, she's not so special. And her tits are overrated.

biggytitbo

What's so sexy about Brad Pitt? He looks constipated to me. Ditto Angelina Jolie. Cheryl Cole doesn't look like she's had a good shit in months.

Santa's Boyfriend

It's Konnie Huq all the way.  All other women pale in comparison.

Angelina Jolie would be ok if her lips didn't look so fucking wierd.

koeman

I'm not enjoying all this Kelly Brook naysaying - I think she's incredibly sexy.

And I like Kate Beckinsale a lot too, although I'd probably have to question my morality for fancying someone mainly because her dad's a legend.

Jamie Lee - well, I think Ronnie's got it spot on, there - she looks like she'd know what she was doing in bed (and God knows it would help if one of us did).

hpmons

This thread needs PHOTOS. Im not familiar with most famous people.  Looking them up on the first page of Google photos...

Kelly Brook and Kate Beckinsale both look nice.  In a fairly ordinary "famous" way, nothing unique about them. 
Jamie Lee Curtis is at least interesting looking.
Justin Timberlake - what a silly looking man.
George Clooney - what an idiotic looking man.
Leonardo Di Caprio - what an incredibly idiotic looking man.

Most of the male Hollywood stars just look like they spend too much time on their appearance, and thats just irritating.

biggytitbo

Kate Beckinsdale is good but if I was having sex with her i'd have a lingering doubt in the back of my mind that I was with a poor mans Rachel Weisz.

All supposedly sexy celebrities like you see in Heat and those women's mags all look constipated to me.

biggytitbo

Here's some proper sexy woman -



Kate doesn't look constipated. If anything she looks like sh's just done a big smelly shit in that metal bin shes stood in.

JPA

Quote from: Santa's Boyfriend on December 08, 2008, 11:17:41 PM
It's Konnie Huq all the way.  All other women pale in comparison.

Racist.

Smackhead Kangaroo

Ah a who do you fancy thread in disguise.
In general there are quite a few reasons for people to think others are 'sexy'.
Some have history that elicits certain ideas. I think Kelly Brook's appeal is from her original sexy bra ad times and being the breakfast masturbatory temptation.
Some people just fancy because they're told to. Plain girls with nothing special going for them get tarted up and famous and suddenly; "she's so hot". You may disagree but I'll cite Girls aloud and Hayden Panettiere (sp) from Heroes.
I have no idea about Beckinsale, the fact that she has the charisma of a plank puts me off her (Kelly Brook too)
Of course some are just attractive I'm sure.

Cack Hen

always and forever, rosay (formerly of the pipettes)

i'll be in the same room as her this week, so i'm hoping that settles my crush once and forever/gets me arrested.


Tokyo Sexwhale

Kate Beckinsale is lovely-looking, but she's definitely had some work done on her face.  Look at some of her older stuff.  It could just be make-up/styling I suppose, but she is a lot better looking now than she was 10-15 years ago.

Kelly Brook is attractive for her womanly shape as much as her face.

Jamie Lee Curtis looks dirty - and most blokes have watched Trading Places.

Catalogue Trousers

Lady Haden-Guest: marvellous tits, terrifyingly manly face. Just saying.

non capisco

Quote from: Saucer51 on December 08, 2008, 10:54:56 PM
Leonardo Di Caprio. Looks like a little boy, for Goodness' sake.

Looks like Norman Lamont as a little boy.

Danger Man

Quote from: biggytitbo on December 08, 2008, 11:22:33 PM
Kate Beckinsdale is good but if I was having sex with her i'd have a lingering doubt in the back of my mind that I was with a poor mans Rachel Weisz.

Oh come off it, you'd be too busy thinking about the death of capitalism to have any room for doubts.

I liked Lisa Snowdon (when she was doing the 'Special K' adverts) and I've always liked Lucy Liu.

According to the gossip mags, George Clooney has done both of them. I don't know whether to do a Kenneth Conner phwoar or cry myself to sleep.

Blue Jam

This fella:



Totally sexless. He's a good-looking guy with a great body but to me he's about as sexy as this.

Backstage With Slowdive

Quote from: Santa's Boyfriend on December 08, 2008, 11:17:41 PMKonnie Huq

I was at college with her. She even spoke to me and everything. I've never felt any pressure to achieve anything with my life after reaching that summit so young.

alan nagsworth

I find Kelly Brook attractive because she has amazing curves. The tits are part of the curves, yes, but I'm not focusing on just the tits; There'll be ample opportunity to do that if I see her in person. She has an odd shaped face, though...

Baxter

Quote from: alan nagsworth on December 09, 2008, 02:09:13 AM
She has an odd shaped face, though...



Very strangely shaped face, no pictures can capture what a weird shape her face is, she's still rather lovely though.

OG Mudbone

#23
Even though she looks like The Joker when she smiles, Kelly Brook is a very sexy woman. Her mouth is slightly too big for her face which is a slight imperfection but it makes her more attractive in my eyes.

Summer Glau has a bit of a wonky face, but I'm seriously crushing on her at the moment:


Eva Green looks like a vampire, but oh my God I want her:


But then I'm also very partial to the uber-conventional, blonde, busty, bimbo plastic types like Pamela Anderson and probably most pornstars. Sexual tastes are a funny thing.

edit: grammar innit

Ronnie the Raincoat


Baxter

#25
Quote from: OG Mudbone on December 09, 2008, 02:54:57 AM
Summer Glau has a bit of a wonky face, but I'm seriously crushing on her at the moment:

A BIT?



She's a Mutant!

OG Mudbone

But wasn't she your avatar?!

Backstage With Slowdive

There was that picture of Sophie Winkleman around a few months ago...

Baxter

Quote from: OG Mudbone on December 09, 2008, 04:04:32 AM
But wasn't she your avatar?!

Because she looks so freakish.

Neville Chamberlain

You silly lot! It's common knowledge that the world's most pulchritudinous woman (apart from Mrs. Chamberlain!!!) is Christina Brondo: