Sexy????

[Suttonpubcrawl]

I can't believe people like that GQ photoshoot of Lily Allen, she looks awful in it.

[rudi]

Laura Aikman's perfect for this thread. I can't put my finger on why I find her so hypnotising...

[Morrisfan82]

Because she's pretending to smile at a joke you've told which she didn't find funny, and you find her eagerness to please erotic.

[Blue Jam]

I suppose Romain Duris is a bit obvious for this thread but sod it:



Aidan Turner in Desperate Romantics is one I'll grudgingly admit to. I didn't want to like the character of Dante Gabriel Rosetti as he was a complete swaggering cock, but arrrrgggghhh:



^{Fellas, before you ask that's Amy Manson draped over him, and she's not a natural redhead. Sorry.}

[Still Not George]

^{Fellas, before you ask that's Amy Manson draped over him, and she's not a natural redhead. Sorry.}

The teasing harlot.

[vx]

I suppose Romain Duris is a bit obvious for this thread but sod it:

really? he's attractive I suppose but I dont find him sexy :/

[Blue Jam]

really? he's attractive I suppose but I dont find him sexy :/

I know what you mean, I saw a good pic of him yesterday but can't seem to find one as good via Google. He's more obvious than everyone else I've named here but not as sexy as some of them. Debating what sexiness actually is could take us to another 150 pages of filth...

Anyway, this thread needs more men.

[Baxter]

Lovely Lovely Vesna Rozic





She can over-rely on book openings with me any day.

[variant]

How about...



Nina from Nina and the Neurons. Easily the sexiest thing on cbeebies. I like to imagine she's got nothing on under that lab coat and I'm the 'touch' neuron and someone asks what boobs feel like.

[El Unicornio, mang]

Lovely Lovely Vesna Rozic

She can attack my Bishop any day!

[Blue Jam]

Bash your bishop, surely?

[Johnny Yesno]

Lovely Lovely Vesna Rozic



She can over-rely on book openings with me any day.

That's a nice chess set she's got there. I said "chess"- Ah! forget it!

[Johnny Yesno]

Okay, how about a pawn joke, then? No?

[Johnny Yesno]

Actually, do chess players have to contend with board-dazzle? Just wondering about the sunglasses, there.

[Blue Jam]

Would you like to try out your illegal moves on her?

^{does that even work?}

[Still Not George]

Nina from Nina and the Neurons. Easily the sexiest thing on cbeebies. I like to imagine she's got nothing on under that lab coat and I'm the 'touch' neuron and someone asks what boobs feel like.

Shitty photo of her, unfortunately there don't seem to be any good ones.
Anyway, she pales in comparison with one-handed sex goddess Cerrie Burnell. Watch this video and tell me you wouldn't:

ONE ARM Kid TV Show Host Creates Controversy | Cerrie Burnell & CBeebies | BBC

[El Unicornio, mang]

Bash your bishop, surely?

I was trying to stick to the rules of chess with my innuendo!

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Some pun about 'check mate'/'mate' as in to shag. Although I don't find her that sexy myself.

[vx]

Anyway, this thread needs more men.

I absolute agree! I havent made it through the latter 50 pages so I imagine he's already up somewhere (?) I cant get any good pictures to load b/c photobucket is fucked and the internet hates me. but here, have some mads <3

[rudi]

Lovely Lovely Vesna Rozic

Shouldn't she be in one of the Duck threads? I have the urge to throw bread at the screen...

[sirhenry]

Anyway, she pales in comparison with one-handed sex goddess Cerrie Burnell.

Now that's fucking weird! I've never seen her before as I don't watch tv, but the night before last I had a very long and extremely enjoyable dream about her. I've been wondering ever since why I had an erotic dream about a one-armed woman, and finding she exists just makes it even more bizarre. Hopefully it was a premonition and the Caribbean cruise tickets are in the post.

[Still Not George]

Lucky BASTARD.

[Spiteface]

OK, this one has me VERY confused:



Rachael Ray

Being newly-unemployed, I have far too much free time on my hands now.  As such, I have taken to scanning the deepest darkest recesses of Digital television (chatroom regulars know my obsession with Babestation and similar "Babe" channels).  There's a channel called "Diva TV" which is a women's channel, I gather.  They show 2 episodes of Racael Ray's show most days.  I cannot make up my mind about this specimen.  The face in the above picture frightens me a tad, though.

[Johnny Yesno]

OK, this one has me VERY confused:

Yes, it's supposed to be "a slave in the kitchen". Duh!

[Baxter]

Her voice makes me want to kiss her and then bite her lips and tongue off and out.

[Cerys]

In that case, and having studied the above picture, I suggest that keeping an object of some kind in her mouth at all times might help.  Quite what that object might be I'll leave to your discretion.

[Spiteface]

Will this do?

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

That's a lot of Marmite.

[Cerys]

Whatever floats your boat.  It's your wank.

[Neil]

Start a #2 in Up Your Arts, if you wish.  Thanks.