Chinese Radio Station Jingles Project!

[The Boston Crab]

Ok, now this is just a little silly something to see what people come up with. I did some music interview on a large local radio station here and the host asked me if I was interested in doing a part-time thing, which sounds like a lot of fun.

In the meantime, I said I'd come up with some jingles for her show, called:

Music Cool Bar
on
Chu Tian Music Radio 105.8 FM

However, my jingles are generic multi-harmony 5-second crap. It would be easier if the show had a more unusual name but you have to remember that most listeners speak little English, it's word association. I'd be super pumped UP to see what the CaB massive can come up with.

I should note that I'm not getting paid for this or anything, it's just for fun and so I can play Animal Collective to 8 million listeners.

Any takers?

[Crease]

(To the tune of Old McDonald had a Farm)

Music Cool Bar, Music Cool Bar,
Ee i ee i o,
I am a-strummin' on my guitar,
Ee i ee i o,
With a strum strum here,
And a strum strum there,
Don't touch that dial, stay tuned and smile,
It's 105-point-eight FM,
Music Cool Bar, Music Cool Bar,
EEeeeeeeeeeee Iiiiiiiiiiiii EEEEeeeee Iiiiii Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh (STRUMMY STRUMMY STRUM)

Xie xie.

When you're President of China, I want my own province.

[biniput]

Is this supposed to be just in English then??? no Chinese??. if so.

sausages, sausages, bangers and turds.
You don't know english so that was absurd.

music cool bar hyper ninny electric super musitacular sound tripe for your ear warmth.
For the chinese version of that please listen for the next half hour.

[The Boston Crab]

Hi, gang! Great suggestions so far!

Some tagger pondered:

What, seriously?

That's right, my friend! If you actually make a jingle, I'll play it to fourteen million people (let's assume they'll all listen to my show) and give you a shout-out and send you a pound. If you don't do it, that's ok, don't listen to them, you're all right by me.

[James "End-To-End" Benton]

Just a quick one

[biniput]

Music cool bar....western cultural imperialism through the back door.

[The Boston Crab]

Good sounds there, Benson! Thanks :)