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a picture of ccab

Started by ccab, April 29, 2004, 12:26:44 PM

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ccab

Yesterday I underwent my very first model shoot for - never mind what for. It's put me in such a good mood I've got one as a prezzie for you all, & only half-blacked to preserve some anonymity:



xxx

mook

Is it one of those shoots that might need plenty of lube? Is Frinky involved, after all he is our resident pornographer?

Anyways I though you were Oriental  CCAB.

fanny splendid

Ah, so that's why you're always so irritable!

Ambient Sheep

Shit, don't I *know* you??!

Probably not, but that's weird.  A little bell is going off in the back of my facial recognition system.

MonkeyDrummer

I think he looks rather attractive, although I'm assuming that the right hand side of his face is hideously disfigured. Well, I say "assuming", what I actually meant was "hoping"

wasp_f15ting

My poor peasent brain is all confused master, at first I thought you were of oriental decent, then in some other thread you were Jewish in someway, which is it former or the latter :o I am so confused.

hencole

Isn't that a picture of Tom Cruise?

Johnny Yesno

Aah! ccab: combined Cruise and Beckham.

Nearly Annually

Quote from: "wasp_f15ting"My poor peasent brain is all confused master, at first I thought you were of oriental decent, then in some other thread you were Jewish in someway, which is it former or the latter :o I am so confused.
Neither. Neither oriental nor decent.

ccab

Quote from: "wasp_f15ting & mook"oriental/jew -which is it former or the latter ?

Ah, I have own up to something. That beautiful image you formerly knew as ccab, which adorns the bedroom walls of a thousand VWs, which abbie carries around in her hip locket & before which european son flagellates his scabrous hindparts twice daily - was and is in fact computer engineer extraordinaire, J Wang (http://www.ee.ualberta.ca/~jwang/right.htm). Cerys told me to do it. (Actually she didn't - but she also didn't try to stop me.) Anyhow, sorry for any distress this has caused. - The Asian bit exists - but only in an honorary way. The Jewish part is genuine. - That picture up above is the real thing.

Quote from: "ambient sheep"don't i *know* you?

It's possible. Give me a shout if you can discern which quasimodo is swinging from the little bell.

mook

You really are a very strange fellow.

Nearly Annually

Quote from: "ccab"The Jewish part is genuine.
Hah! Don't I remember some seemingly nasty post of yours about gassing or whatever, which upset a load of people in General Bullshit? Hah! You rogue yid you. Get back on that train this instant.


Really must press yout about this modelling though. Not working for Freaky Frinky's Fuck Films are you?

ccab

to put that in context again. European Son used to be Mayer - and one day he was posing as a zionist arab, provocatively holding forth against the Palestinians as the root of all evil in the middle east, & arguing they were getting their deserts. I told him he should to be gassed. It befitted the paradox. Of course I wouldn't have dreamt of saying it if I'd known he was actually Jewish. I don't think he took it seriously - I hope he didn't, he's always entertaining to spar with. -

I've got strong views about Israel because I'm proud of my Jewish ancestry (on the one side only) & can only see a vicious right-wing extremist Israel reviving & entrenching again past anti-semitism.

european son

Quote from: "ccab"to put that in context again. European Son used to be Mayer - and one day he was posing as a zionist arab, provocatively holding forth against the Palestinians as the root of all evil in the middle east, & arguing they were getting their deserts. I told him he should to be gassed. It befitted the paradox. Of course I wouldn't have dreamt of saying it if I'd known he was actually Jewish. I don't think he took it seriously - I hope he didn't, he's always entertaining to spar with. -


i really don't think i should be posting a reply to this, least of all in MM, but i'd rather say my peice and that. the thread has long since vanished, so you'll have to choose to believe/disbelieve me as you wish on this one.

your post was in the middle of a debate about iraq, not the israeli-palestinian conflict. that my jewishness continually gets raised in any political dispute regarding the middle-east is something i've explained my distaste for elsewhere.

unsurprisingly, of course i took your words seriously. in the thread i responded by saying that i would happily stab you in the face with a penknife, such was the strength of my feeling at the time.


i joshed in one/two posts that i wasn't jewish, which was clearly tongue-in-cheek when taken into context of my previous 6 months odd posting.

i did not "pose" as an arab. my father is from Aden (now part of the Yemen), and as one VW helpfully pointed out when i posted a photo of myself in an attempt to prove that i was "white", i bloody look "part-Arab".


"....Palestinians as the root of all evil in the middle east, & arguing they were getting their deserts"

that sort of straw-man tactic is just unnecessary, and befitting of someone who's scared of actually engaging in a debate for fear of having their views changed or seriously challenged. anyone who's actually read my many posts on the subject would know that i don't feel, think, or say that at all. putting words i've never said or thought into my mouth is an ineffective and tacky attempt to have a go.

moreover, whilst i of course have strong opinions on many subjects, i'm more than willing to allow new information and convincing arguments affect my outlook on things.


the fact is that on VW there is a clear majority opinion on this subject, one which i happen to disagree with. when these arguments are coarse, offensive, simplistic and crude in their nature (they're all NAZIS!!!111 Zionazi reich, SHaron= hitler) then i will fully admit to getting heated.

and when these arguments (as they invariably do, and rarely if ever out of my choosing) get personal, then i'm more than willing to stand up for myself and tell some cunt to fuck off. i wouldn't accept that sort of thing on the street or in a classroom so i see no reason why i should accept it here.

i'm not (that much) of a belligerent cunt. i walked away from these sorts of arguments, signed up with a new name to avoid the stigma that i had. in totally disconnected posts mid-east politics would suddenly be brought up, and i was sick of it.

but in my absence on the subject the ingle-board-view present just seemed infuriating, and the Nazi allegations and factual errors seemed to be on the up and up. also i think that its nice to have me on board..... think of me as PLC saying he liked Nighty Night, or VM genuinely thinking that James were worthy of working with Brian Eno.... disagreement and pluralism of opinion is at the heart of all healthy debate.

Cerys

Quote from: "ccab"Cerys told me to do it. (Actually she didn't - but she also didn't try to stop me.)

I protest!  I kept the fact that it wasn't you quiet, but beyond that I'm as innocent as a puppy standing next to a pile of someone else's poo....

Funny thing, though.  Last night I took some pics of a friend of mine, and ended up with this -



The similarity is oddly minuscule, but it's the thought that counts.

Smackhead Kangaroo

You didn't happen to drown them in a bath first did you?

Ambient Sheep

Quote from: "Cerys"Funny thing, though.  Last night I took some pics of a friend of mine, and ended up with this -
So *that's* where the Captain of Dark Star ended up!

Doesn't it give you a problem finding somewhere to put the frozen chips, though?

ccab

Quote from: "european son"...

I've got a very different memory of that debate - but let's keep the political fights to GB.


Quote from: "Cerys"Funny thing, though. Last night I took some pics of a friend of mine, and ended up with this -

Is he still your friend... or your dark master?


Nearly Annually

Um, sorry, I was trying to make light. Should have known better. Down, Fido. Lie down. Sleep, Fido.

Cerys

Quote from: "Smackhead Kangaroo"You didn't happen to drown them in a bath first did you?

I don't possess a bath.  That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Quote from: "Ambient Sheep"Doesn't it give you a problem finding somewhere to put the frozen chips, though?

I have two freezers, for just such eventualities.

Quote from: "ccab"Is he still your friend... or your dark master?


Bah; rumbled....

Abbie

Is this some kind of sick joke?  The oriental lovely that i've been wanking over the last year is a fraud?!  Eurgh, I feel violated.