Say something that you think you know about the poster above you.

[Neville Chamberlain]

^ Eight Taiwanese Teenagers is in fact one British man.

[rudi]

^ Still thinks it's Winterval

[buttgammon]

^ Can't fail. Ever. Literally.

[mook]

^
^ his enormity stuns helicopter pilots so much they nearly crash.

[Eight Taiwanese Teenagers]

^ has racist views regarding helicopter pilots

[Ginyard]

^ username reflects personal desire

[Small Man Big Horse]

^ is unaware of the special relationship I have with his father.

[rudi]

^ Isn't gay despite everyone assuming he is

[mook]

^
^ his dog drops settees on him.

[gmoney]

^Only owns 2 pairs of underwear and has never washed either of them

[boxofslice]

^ once caught his mum naked and liked what he saw

[the midnight watch baboon]

^ uses own plaque as a makeshift, disgusting golf tee.

[Ginyard]

^ lifts weights with his nuts to entertain all the mad folk at the hospital

[gmoney]

^ Dresses right down the middle

[the midnight watch baboon]

^ messes right after a diddle

[mook]

^ has a gusset that's drenched in his piddle.

[boxofslice]

^ struggles with the recipie for beans on toast

[gmoney]

^ Has to mention Rambo every half an hour to assert his masculinity

[buttgammon]

^ Has to have a wank every 3 minutes to assert his masculinity.

[the midnight watch baboon]

^ Keeps Simon Cowell's old chin locked in a cage, despite no good reason and the unlikeliness of it running away.

[gmoney]

^Has to blink every 7 seconds to clear dust off the film of his eyes. What a prick

[boxofslice]

^ shouts 'BOMBS AWAY' every time he has a shit

[the midnight watch baboon]

^ Considers every minute not spent stroking a goat's penis a wasted minute.

[hpmons]

^ Considers every minute spent stroking a woman's tits a wasted minute

[mook]

^ his favorite form of masturbation is to make ants walk up and down his shaft. This is disappointing though ' cos he can only fit three on at a time, and they have to walk in single file and there's no room at the tip for them to turn around.


edit... sorry hpmons, that wasn't meant for you.

[Lady Beaner]

^ Constantly 'accidentally' getting his thumb stuck up his dog's butt.

[Small Man Big Horse]

^ screams out Ghandi's name when she orgasms.

[boxofslice]

^ very much looking forward to Horne and Corden tonight

[gmoney]

^Always waits until the cashier has stated the amount he needs to pay before he bothers to even think about getting his wallet out

[Lady Beaner]

^ Is the fucking twat who holds his Oyster card down too long on the reader, thus making you walk into the closed barrier like a cunt when your Oyster card doesn't register. I really hate him.