A thing I did

[mrlizard]

Hey! Sorry if this is really self-indulgent but I don't have a job and have far too much time on my hands so made this: http://fakebook4u.50webs.com/index.html

Any feedback would be fantastic!

[Cerys]

I like.

[Kishi the Bad Lampshade]

Wow. You could make a sitcom out of this. It's bloody good.

[purlieu]

Initial reaction: ah, Facebook parody.  Bit lazy innit?
Reaction after reading the pages: oh God, that's a bit too realistic.  Fantastic!

[Viero_Berlotti]

Yes, it really is me.

[OG Mudbone]

Why has this thread only got four replies?! It's brilliant!

The level of detail is amazing. Bonus points for Smug Will, Black Alan and the "I bet I can find 1,000,000 who prefer peace to war" group.

[mrlizard]

Cheers for your replies, guys! I think I might actually write the story up as a sitcom, but within social networking constraints.

I'm not sure what that means.

Oh well, I have plenty of time to figure it out!

[The Boston Crab]

Post the link on a shitload of places and get internet famous.

I can't actually see this because your site is blocked in Rice - FUCK KNOWS WHY.

[alan nagsworth]

Oh man, this is absolutely fantastic mr_lizard. Bravo, mate, seriously! I'm in stitches reading this, especially:

Easy now dredda!! Donkmania soon, don't worry I got some 'sweeties' for us hahaha Dreaded Sarcastic Boys are playin a set, as is Jaundice John. gonna be SICK.

and the event page for Donkmania is brilliant aswell:

famous quotes:

"1 donk, 2 donk, 3 donk 4 DONK" (mc wraparoundwank, 2004 )

"you dont find donk donk finds you! (bible )

Francesco got caught off his mum with his pants round his ankles listening to donk ( leslie joseffffffffffff)

to donk or not to donk? (william shakespeare,1800's )

Honestly, can I suggest that you stay unemployed and expand on this? I'd like to see more user profiles and more parodies of the original!

[Omerta]

Think I like this page best

http://fakebook4u.50webs.com/slagger4lyf.html

It had me laughing all the time.

[mrlizard]

Cheers, guys! I've expanded it slightly today and will probably continue to until someone gives me a frickin job.

I can't claim credit for those Donk quotes, though, as they're actually taken from a real Donk Facebook group (although I did change the names to protect the, erm, innocent)!

[hpmons]

Coming next year: Popular Beat Combo Simulator 6: Songs About Prison and Popular Beat Combo World Tour: Songs About Big Tits.

Excellent. And the lovely travelling page:

I went two years ago and I can honestly say it was the best £6000 my dad ever spent.

[Ginyard]

Anti-Iraq protest tmw nite. £5/£3 NUS. All bottles 50p. Fauxcialists in free b4 11.

Haha.