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Facebook II

Started by purlieu, March 20, 2009, 07:55:58 PM

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purlieu

Two things:
1. I really enjoyed the old, locked Facebook thread.

2. Favourite Music: everything
Fuck off.  Even if you liked everything, you'd still have favourites.  Also, next time I see you, I'll play you some Merzbow, see if you like everything then.


"Grrr"

Baxter

There are no things I hate about Facebook.

Cerys

For those of you who don't tend to venture into HS Art, here's a link to the thread in which mrlizard unveiled his glorious parody, Fakebook.  Scarily realistic.  Enjoy!

biggytitbo

I don't like facebook because I'm obviously such an old fuddy duddy that I didn't realise that everything you do on there is broadcast to the entire world. I have no idea if what I am saying to someone is been broadcast to everyone else or not. I feel like an old man twiddling the nobs of a microwave trying to get BBC 2.

OG Mudbone

Oh good. I was waiting for this thread to materialise so I could post this:


Lee Van Cleef

I don't like that they feel the need to redesign it every five seconds.  Round edges on the pictures?  Are they scared someone will cut themselves?

Go away.

I also don't like people who change their status every 10 minutes to tell you how crap everything is.  Miserable cunts.

actwithoutwords

I don't usually moan about these format updates, but the new one is dire. Status updates are about the worst thing about facebook, and suddenly they are the focus of the whole darn shooting match. If I wanted to join Twitter I would have. My usage has dropped off a cliff since it changed. I'm caught between thinking it's a pity, and realising that it's probably a good thing.

buttgammon

Quote from: OG Mudbone on March 20, 2009, 08:37:26 PM
Oh good. I was waiting for this thread to materialise so I could post this:



I would like to think that it's worth having a grain of hope about humanity and that is a pisstake but sadly, I'm inclined to believe that it's all too horribly real.

Pylon Man


Custard

What a lucky, lucky puppy!

Custard

This tickled me earlier

QuoteTraci took the "What Job Are You Born For?" quiz and the result is: Unemployed


chand

Quote from: OG Mudbone on March 20, 2009, 08:37:26 PM
Oh good. I was waiting for this thread to materialise so I could post this:



I wonder if he noticed the names of the people who created the OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ENGALND!!!!!!!!! group before he joined:

QuoteOfficers

Faris Al Zaabi (American International School)
England's No1 Fan
Abdul Quddos Fouad (American International School)
England's No2 Fan

Incidentally, a search for 'Engalnd' brings up a number of crap groups, as well as some people who apparently can't spell their own surnames.

Hank_Kingsley

Maybe Sharia Law is the name of his overbearing line manager?

Or it's Jude Law's sister.

I'm pretty sure this new Facebook is just a way to revert to the "old" Facebook that everyone was constantly complaining about. They're being far too open for people's opinions in an official capacity this time, and it would be a canny move to end the endless groups going "GO BACK TO THE OLD FACEBOOK!".

samadriel

Quote from: Shameless on March 21, 2009, 01:55:28 AM
What a lucky, lucky puppy!
Hey, it won't be subject to Sharia law!

falafel

Its burqa's worse than its bite? Hmm.

Suttonpubcrawl

You shouldn't be mocking his poor spelling. When he wrote "SHARIA LAW" he actually meant to write "SHERRY ALLURE", which is a popular drink in Muslim countries. It's a fair enough opinion to hold - although a popular drink, its flavour is not for everyone.

wherearethespoons

I think he meant My Cherie Amour, lovely as a summer's day. Distant as the milky way.

hpmons

For a birthday party theres 18 posts on the event wall...16 of which are apologising because they cant come because they are somewhere else in the world. Is it just to emphasise their apology, or to show off?

- sorry i will be in Cuba
- sorry babes im in tel aviv!
- I get back from Israel that day...but if i'm not too shattered I'll be there!
- sorry, i'll be in switzerland...
- sorry im in israel xx
- In Israel also :( x
- Will be in Israel shnukums xx

then the far more lazy:
- Sorry, I'm coming to Cambridge on that day, but i'll see
- id love to come but ill still be rockin it up in the Lakes at that precise moment in time

Pfft, in England?

Ginyard

Quote from: hpmons on March 21, 2009, 08:59:40 PM
- sorry i will be in Cuba
- sorry babes im in tel aviv!
- I get back from Israel that day...but if i'm not too shattered I'll be there!
- sorry, i'll be in switzerland...
- sorry im in israel xx
- In Israel also :( x
- Will be in Israel shnukums xx

Bloody cavalier Mossad agents.

Custard

My Cherie Amour

Lovely as a summer's daaaaaaayyyy

(Not work-safe)

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1759/pic18467i.jpg

wherearethespoons

One for the family album there.

biggytitbo

Can we have a facebook where 99.9% of all the pages on the site don't consist of drunk twats gurning?

OG Mudbone


Ronnie the Raincoat

Ah, so that's a vagina.

beemunk

QuoteJohn A just far t

mothman

It happens. The best-quality picture of my wife, holding our new-born, also included one of her boobs. But, granted, I didn't go putting that one on FaceBook.

Lady Beaner

That pic has just made my day - hilarious! She could have at least trimmed it though.

DocDaneeka

I don't think shaving your muff is top of the list of priorities when you are about to have a baby.

_Hypnotoad_

Quote from: DocDaneeka on March 24, 2009, 12:48:32 PM
I don't think shaving your muff is top of the list of priorities when you are about to have a baby.

It should never be the top of anyones list

Truly awful porn-inspired craze