What does Neil actually look like (in your head)?

[DocDaneeka]

Although he has ruled Cab with an iron fist for many years, Neil still refuses to show his face! Well I think you can get a picture of a man just by reading his words and I want you to show me what he looks like in your minds eye.

Here is how I picture the man:

[Ginyard]

[Cerys]

By the simple method of typing 'irish neil x-box mullet' into GIS, I can reveal this artist's impression:

[ziggy starbucks]

[Viero_Berlotti]

[Danger Man]

I honestly thought, until told otherwise, that he was the bloke standing between Cook and Morris in the CaB logo.

[CaledonianGonzo]

"Fred West" has already done the musclework on this:

[Monkeyfucker]

i can tell you what he looks like?

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Yes

[DocDaneeka]

i can tell you what he looks like?

Tell us who has got closest so far.

It's Ginyard isn't it?

[Monkeyfucker]

heres what neil looks like.....





we kiss the God of CAB

[gmoney]

He's very pale.

[Monkeyfucker]

whaddya mean?

[Ronnie the Raincoat]

Christ, who did I meet?!

GIRLY EDIT:  I love that wallpaper.

[gmoney]

I mean his face looks like a black and white photocopy of Arnold Schwarzenegger. If I were Neil, I'd worry about my diet. And my steroid usage during the 60s.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Haha, great stuff Monkeyfucker, and that cunt guy under the bedsheet, whoever the smeg he is!

[The Region Legion]

It's a bluff, Neil's the one with the Jaegermeister hat.

[Famous Mortimer]

It's a bluff, Neil's the one with the Jaegermeister hat.

If it is, he's working a very subtle long-term con.

[ziggy starbucks]

[Goldentony]

The most important thing about that photo would have to be the Cannibal Ferox jacket

[Monkeyfucker]

Excellent work there Ziggy. Really made me laugh out loud.

[MuteBanana]

That chaps brought a Christmas tree as his date to the party.

[Ginyard]

Haha!. That's terrific.

[Champion5ound]

Not that i've bothered to think about this but...

[purlieu]

Ginyard has made one of my favourite posts ever in this thread.

[chocky909]

I always used to picture him as...



...until I heard him on the radio.

Now I imagine him as that guy pictured with Monkeyfucker in her Last FM profile even though she says it isn't...

[Monkeyfucker]

thats stephen lynch you muppet! Yes thats right, neil is stephen lynch.

[gmoney]

Well then I expect him to perform 100% more comedy songs on CaB Radio in the future.

[lipsink]

Then who is that looking through the lens in the middle of the Cook'd And Bomb'd logo? I always thought that was Neil.

[rudi]

It's Sid innit, watching Emily play, the dorty peedo coont.