The Bulwer Lytton Awards

[Lyndon]

Yours was better than most of them tmwb. Well done!

[Cerys]

Nice one, tmbw.  Next year I reckon we should launch a concerted attack.

[the midnight watch baboon]

Thanks, y'all. It is a very hit and miss thing. The winning one wasn't as good as some of the previous winners. Next year, we should paint it Cobalt and Blue, indeed.

[Ginyard]

It began with a flash, then a roar and a crash, then the stripper decided he'd had enough of swinging the lion against the gong.