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Release the Edward Lear Five! Limericks Redux

Started by Cerys, April 02, 2009, 09:14:08 AM

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the midnight watch baboon


Johnny Yesno

"If he gets his cock out
It'll have our eyes out
And, sat in a pub, that would shame us"

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I ate my lunch in my sleep


Joy Nktonga


the midnight watch baboon


Kishi the Bad Lampshade

they'll turn mushy when I start to seep.

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I'm getting worse at these poems, I fear

Morrisfan82

Year on year, I'm getting worse at them
Oh shit, that's torn it
It didn't even rhyme
And I can't seem to make the bastarding thing scan at all

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There once was a bastard called Clem

Ginyard


Johnny Yesno


Kishi the Bad Lampshade


Ginyard

I bet you now want one of them!

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Have you ever wallpapered a room?

Captain Mildred


Cerys


Ginyard


the midnight watch baboon

and I just wanna regress to the womb

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My legs are all tired and achey

Kishi the Bad Lampshade

And my arms are all pale and shaky
For I just saw a man


Johnny Yesno

Who I'm absolutely sure was Pete Baikie

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The van seemed to be full of creatures

Ginyard


Johnny Yesno


the midnight watch baboon

Lik they were smug politics teachers.

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Ginyard


the midnight watch baboon



the midnight watch baboon


Cerys

In a turnabout of one Paul Gadd

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New Fox's Whipped Creams are the dog's

Johnny Yesno


Kishi the Bad Lampshade

A testicle-biscuit
I can't believe they'd risk it
They're mad as a box of frogs.

Ginyard

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There once was a frog made of cream

Morrisfan82

There he sits, all whippy and green
On a lilypad base
Of a vol-au-vent case