MMMmmmmaaaarrrrrrrrmmmaaaaalllllllaaaaaaaadddeeeee

[falafel]

Carve me up, Scotty.

[dekionplexis]

Stevie Wonder - Part Time Lover

oh yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah

Hello folks,
Welcome back. How are we?......hmmm?....................oh good.

Toke?

Yes, do you want one?.....ok,....here ya go........

:O)

>.....................
Thanks.
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A bit of reality....
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CUE: Sting - We'll Be Together

I got a date tomorrow, it's very exciting. a great girl,...
....
..
She gonna looooooove me!
...........

CUE: Gerardo - Rico Suave


(this is the bit were I'm all oooh, 'unpredictable and inventive')

;OP

this track is great, when ya stoned, here's the lyrics to it;

__________________________________________
Artist: Gerardo
Buy Gerardo's CD

Rico Suave
Gerardo

Seguro que han oído que yo soy educado
Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado
Un joven responsible y siempre bien vestido
Yo no se quien ha mentido

I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi

No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno
Si me enterno, you me enfermo
Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura
No me vengan con ternuras

So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo

There's not a woman that can handle
A man like me
That's why I juggle two or three
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question that's it
Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres
Y la situaci?all?no muere
No es un delito calmo mi apetito
Con un llanto o un grito

So again don't let my lyrics mislead you
I don't love you but I need you
Would you rather have me lie
Take a piece of your pie and say bye
Or be honest and rub your thighs

Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prompt date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Huh, they're going to love my appearance

Ding dong el timbre suena
Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena
Le digo ¡Hola! Pero no para bola
Que se ha creido vieja chola

Go and serve the food mom
Que tengo ambre
If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre
Y usted señor? Why's your chin on the floor?
Sierra la boca por favor

What's this amor, these little huevos?
Esto s?que yo no pruebo

I'm used to good ol' fashioned
Homestyle Spanish cooking
If i try that I'll be puking
Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go
Regresaremos temprano
Cinco, seis, o siete de la mañana
Su hija esta en buenas manos
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I
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I
I
I
I
I
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still here?

:O)

Course you are.....why?
Cuz u wanna see what I'll next...
Do you think you will be rewarded for your curiosity?
Wel,....ahhh,..haha...we ALL know what cusioty did to that little pussy, don't we?
Are you looking for diamonds in the gravel?
Woah, Mike....that's a great title 'Diamonds In The Gravel'..


{here's your reward}


K: '...Chris...'
Chris: 'Thanks!'


D I A M O N D S  I N  T H E  G R A V  E L
The Motion Musical

A Michael Caine Film

Directed by: Michael Caine
Produced by: Michael Caine
Executive Producer: Shirley Bassey

Written by Michael Caine and Les Dennis
Based on a screenplay by: Ruth Madoc
Inspired by the novel:' Wuthering Heights'
Grip: Patrick Swayze
Music by: Judge Jules and 'Chas n Dave'
Wardrobe: Rusty Lee
Makeup - They brought their own
Catering: The Boo Radleys

Starring:
Michael Caine - Meryl Streep - Dustin Hoffman - Alfred Molina - Al Pacino - Kevin Bacon - 'The Rock' - Kevin Spacey - Joe Pasquali - Des O' Connor and Sting.               Introducing: Shane Richie: As 'Joe'


'A harrowing tale of one man's dream to become the world''s first paraplegic male ballerina' - The Times

'Terrific!' - Some guy

'Fuckin' Awful' - The Michael Caine Fanclub

Scene One :
Cue: Chas n Dave - Rabbit
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i'm bored of that now.

/////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Come, let's go.........

Here's soemthing for your mind;
Say, 'Ah'
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MIARK Episode II  - : G O L I A T H  F A L L E N
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CUE: Eminem - Superman

INT. THE BEDROOM OF A COUNCIL FLAT, ROMFORD.

Removing my dripping cock from her anus, I sit, and sigh. She quivers motionless on the piss stained bed, still hunched over like a dog, she is sweating, her brown hole stretched and slimy.

'Fuckin' 'ell', she says.

I sit in a small chair near the bed, and laugh, as I wank the excess semen from my cock, it dribbles over my fist and splashes onto the floor. My shrinking hard-on emanating the distinct odour of lipstick mixed with sweat and faeces.

She straightens out, and exhausted, strecthed and spent, climbs under the covers, laying on her back, large white breats, shining, nipples harder than ever. She reaches for a cigarrette, lits it, and inhales, long and hard, taking in the sweet goodness.  

I wasn't always like this,...I used to be famous, I was a GOD. I was the first british superhero,...yeah, that's right,....I was GOLIATH...I ran with the gods and slept with mermaids, I led the life of a Messiah...

(EIGHT YEARS AGO)

CUE: Grand Theft Auto 3 OST - Opening Theme (Extended Version)

EXT: THE STREETS OF LONDON, SUMMERTIME

GOLIATH, DRESSED IN A DARK BLUE SUIT AND SUNGLASSES, WALKS DOWN THE STREET, OCCASIONALLY CATCHING HIS OWN REFLECTION AND SMILING. HE IS A GOD. A MOUNTAIN AMONG ANTS. HE IS THE PROTECTOR OF THE PLANET AND LIVES IN LONDON.

PEOPLE SMILE AND WAVE AS HE PASSES, PROUD. THEY FEEL SAFE KNOWING HE IS AROUND, HE HIS FEARED BY EVIL-DOERS AND CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS EVERYWHERE.

WHEN....

CUE: Neil Young - The Needle And The Damage Done

....shit...oh man, i gotta eat somethin n drink some coffee

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

I hope he saves all these because one day I might be interested in reading them

These are the newest sections of the Bible- The Next Testament.

[dekionplexis]

hello, again...

(just puffing away, waiiting for th emagic...)

tha Emagic...?
(5 mins...)
Hey, kids!...IT'S EMAGIC!!!!!!!........From Tomy!
(2 mins...)
..shit...
(30 seconds...)
fuckin ell..
(5 se....)
here it comes.....

CUE: Dr Dre Ft Snoop Dogg - Nuthin' But A G' Thang

(that's the theme music to Issue 1 of 'With Jacob And I'...)
(Issue 1, due sometime in November..)
;)

So, keep your, eyes, OPEN.

:O)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx....xxx....x

is this the bit where I do all the number?
Oh right...ok..

7777777777777777777&&&&&&88888***********999999900000OOP

do yall see da hoops?
do yall see da hoops?
The hoops that i be ma-kin', but neva be mis-takin'
How many times, do I have to say it?
do yall see da hoops?
How many times, do I gots ta say it?
...
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oh dear...
oh me..
oh my...
i believe I am,
so high
oh dear...
oh me..
oh my...
i believe I am,
so high
oh dear...
oh me..
oh my...
i believe I am,
so high



Q: Track 1 - Armand Van Helden - You Don't Even Know Me
T
'you don't understand me,
so why do you juuuuuuudge me like'


V
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TV
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and V
V
T
V

T
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V
V
T

do u see?

>don't you get it?
>ha!
>really?...jeeeeeeesus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Well, the joke was,...haha, well, I found it amusing how the letters 'T' and 'V' looked remarkably like an upside down cock, and a snatch. Then I realised, 'TV', telly, in it...in it, TV, get it, cock and fanny, and telly, well, that's what it comes down to innit?
...hmmm, an i dea...

CUE: "The 'Deep' London-Taxi Driver Sketch"
Music: Armand Van Helden - The Funk Phenomena
INT. A tazi, the driver is telling the businessman in the back, the meaning of life, and all that bollocks.....oh yes, the drivers name is 'Crumpton Breach' the businessman's name is 'Virdinger Van Kuntfist', he is SPanish.

CR:I mean guv. At the end of the day, we're all still animals, aintwe?
VV: Hmmm, yes, quite so, quite so......gawd....
CR: I mean, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssiiiiiiiccccccaaaaallllly, at the end of the day....when yuv come home, sat daaan, looked at the telly, and fought to yoorself, at the end of the day, baaaaaassssiiiiiiicccccaaaaaallllly, see,....we're all animals mate....
VV: Errrrr, yes, quite......it's a left turn here!
CR: I mean guv,...you....me, we're all just apes really, aintwe!
VV: ..apes,..indeed......yes,...right here!!!!!
CR: Though, personally, I'm more of an 'ippo, than a monkey, int-i. I mean, stands to reason, dunnit, I've allways liked the 'ot wevver, int-i. So, stands to reason, dunnit,...I mean,...well, BBBBASSSSSIIICCCAALLLLLLLLY,...you, me, we're all FUCKING animals, aintwe....
VV:..hmmm.....yes,...all fucking....yes...
CR: Youfuckinglistenintome?
VV:......hmm,...fucking....yes.....
CR: Fuck sake,...OI!, MATE!....
VV:.....yes,...what?
CR:...............................................oh FUCK it, eight'een-forty please mate....

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do u see the tower made from crabs-claws......?...............
I do.
________________________________

CUE: Lenny Kravitz - Are You Gonna Go My Way?

'i was born long ago, I am the chosen, I am the one'

'Are You Gonna Go My Way?'
......
....are ya?....or what?
....ya are?.....
cool, come on then....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

and now....the Return of an old favourite...


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WITH JACOB AND I
Part VI - Love At First Sight

Cue: Mary J Blige Ft Method Man - Love At First Site

'JACOB' AND 'I', ARE WALKING THROUGH THE PARK, TIS A FUNNY SUNNY DAY, AND SPIRITS ARE HIGH. THE AIR IS SWEET, SMALL CHILDREN PISS ON HEADSTONES, A NEARBY SPAINARD PRETENDS TO BE 'MR T', IN ORDER TO SCROUNGE FOR PENNIES TO CURE HIS DYING MOTHER'S LEPROSY. TIS A FINE SUMMER MORN....

I: Tis a fne summer day Jacob...
Jacob: Tis sir,....truly tis...highly cruculent, I might even say...
I: ..................annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd!...
Jacob: Oh,....and of course, erotically FLANGULAR, sir...
I:...That was a close one Jacob, I nearly made you suck your lungs out your arsehole...cunt...
Jacob:..Yes, sir..
I: Jacob, look!
Jacob: Yes, of course sir,....err...where?
I: OVER THERE YA FUCKING BLIND BLEEDER!!!!,...fuck sake, BEHIND the 'Mr T' impersonator...
Jacob:..Ah,...yes......what is it sir??....
I: Fuck me,..........it's a fucking broffel, innit?
Jacob:...you're Forking a Brevel sir???????...would sir care for luncheon perchance...??

(24 mins later)--
sorry, went to get some munch(chies)(cheese)(and onion)..(with mayo)
YUM!

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cue: micky jackson - pretty young thing

and, goodnight

[Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry]

not hearin it dude

[Raspy MacDonald]

Holy fuck-a-moly......
This thread is a little unusual...

[Vermschneid Mehearties]

*tatoos avatar caption onto dekionplexis' forehead*

You'll be needing that.

[Jet Set Willy]

*tatoos avatar caption onto dekionplexis' forehead*

You'll be needing that.

Since 3 O'Clock you have made as many posts as Deki has in over a month.

[dekionplexis]

do ya know,......i'm a little high...

Hello,..

Vilkommen

....Hi!

//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////LLLLLLLLLLLL>>>>>>>>>
CUE: Chas n Dave - The Sideboard Song

O U R   M A N   M E Y R I C K

INT. A PUB. A COCKNEY GEEZER DESCRIBES A RECENT CUSTOMER TO HIS FRIEND.

Derek: 'Tell ya, geezer come in ovva day, fack sake, ya shoulda seen da cunt. Face like a fackin dogs arse'ole. Fack me, I was 'avin me pint, saw dat, I fackin nearly vom'a'id. Fack-kin 'ell!'.

Dave: 'What, was 'e a wog or somein?'

Derek: 'Wog?....WOG?....I FACKIN wish mate, naaaaa, 'e was a right ugly cant.

Dave: Ugly cant?'

Derek: 'Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, a right ugly cant'.

Dave: 'Oh right'.

Derek: 'Yeah, a RIGHT ugly cant. 'E sits dan, orda's a pint...

Dave: 'Fosters?..'

Derek: '..Naa, Kronie....'

Dave: 'Ah Right'.

Derek: '..'E sits dan right, wiv 'is pint, n e's fackin lookin a rand, then he ligts up a fackin fag....'

Dave: '...B n H?'

Derek: 'Naa, Lambert's,...'e sits dan right, right,...e's sittin dan...

Dave: 'Yeah'.

Derek: 'Wiv 'is pint, fack sake...'is fackin moosh, FACK sake..I nearly vom'a'id, i says to him 'Oi mate, alright'...fack sake..

Dave: 'Yeah..'

Derek: 'E turns rand, n says 'BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGHKK, YUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKK, BLERCHHKKKK, URRGHHHHLKKKKLLLELELLKKKKKK, ERGHHHHHHHH', like dat....'

Dave: You sure 'e wernt a wog?'

Derek: 'FACK SAKE!...I already said 'e wernt a wog! I know a fackin wog when I sees one,....there all, u know, fackin woggy, int ay.......anyway, fack sake, 'e talked like 'e was eatin' fackin octupus balls or somein, I dant fackin know...'

Dave: 'Right'

Derek: 'AnyFACKINway, when 'e says, 'BLUUUUUUUURGHHHHHHKK, ERGHKKKKKKKLELELELELLLL, ERGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH', well, I in-ter-pre-ted dat to mean, 'Alright mate, me name's John'...'

Dave: 'Ah right, that was clever...'

Derek: 'Yeah, so I yells over to da cant, 'Alright John'...then 'e goes, 'YUUUUUUUURRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, ERRRRRUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUU, YURRRRRRH, YUUUUUUUURRRRGHHHHHHHGRRRRRAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!'

Dave: 'Does dat mean 'Alright mate' then?

Derek: 'Naa, 'e was vom-a-in...'

Dave: 'Oh right,...what a cant!'

Derek: 'A FACKIN CANT!'

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

CUE: Del The Funky Homosapian - Mr Bob Dobolina

EXT. A COURTYARD 1678 VENICE. A HUMBLE FISH-SALESMAN CALLED 'YURICHIO' TRYS TO SELL HIS WARES.........let's watch shall we...

Yer: 'Fish,........FISH FOR SALE......would anyone like some fish!...anyone? FISH, FISH HERE!....reasonably priced, affordable AND good for you!!!..Fish here,...FISH......FISH.....FISH....FISH.........FISH FOR SALE!....Fi...

Gek: 'You there!'.

Yer: 'Good morning, sir....would you kind for some fish perhaps?'

Gek: 'Hahahhahah, fish indeed,....my dear boy, if I 'Senor Gekko LeNace' required fish, YOU my lad, would not be the one to supply it, I can ASSURE you of that my friend....'

Yer: 'I see, so, how may I be of assistance....'

Gek: 'I seek informatio...'

Yer: 'Pertaining to what may I ask?...'

Gek: 'The wherabouts of The King..'

Yer: 'HA,...HA I say....what would I, 'Yurichio', or as the script describes me, 'a humble fish-salesman'.....know of such geographically-regal matters, ha.

Gek: 'Your brain angers me like a feather roasting in the Sun'

Yer: 'What in hell does that mean?'

Gek: '....Ah, I apologise sir, I am trying to quit 'the white magic'...

Yer: 'Ah, I understand, please, you were saying....'

Gek: 'You would know, fore you know of things...'

Yer: 'That's better'.

Gek: 'Thanks'.

Yer: 'Cant!'

Gek: 'A FACKIN cant'.
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A L L   T H I N G (od) S   E ND

1) Cue: Joey Scarbury - The Theme from 'The Greatest American Hero'

To Malcolm things are never possible. Smoking a cigarette in the rain, walking, head low, rubbing his elbow, things are the opposite for people like Malcolm. But this is about to change, fore, Malcolm is about to be hit by a bus.

2) Cue: The Theme from 'Fraggle Rock'

Heaven is a wonderful place, big breasted blondes with long legs and shaven pussies, do yoga naked for all to see.

3) Cue: Korn - Here To Stay

Waking up on a dirty blood-stained slab, Malcolm notices that his legs are splayed, and that his testicles have been shaven, his legs are open. He notices that he can not move, he is pinned quite tightly, something is cutting into the flesh on his arms, he is bleeding. The room, is dark except for a piss-stained bulb dangling from the ceiling. He is very scared, something is rustling in the shadows, a dark figure. It approcahes, it is a six foot muscular man, but with a babies demonic head. The head is smling, the eyes bleed black milk, it's teeth are chattering, chatter, chatter,...it is carrying a rusty butchers knife, chatter, chatter, chatter, closer, closer. Malcolm holds his breath, hoping it will go away, when the knife enters his scrotum, and drives upwards and into his guts, he screams...

4) Cue: KLF - 3am Eternal

Waking up in a white room, Malcolm soon realises that he is in hospital, a  black clock hanging from the wall blinks 03:00, it is 3am, In London. Malcolm ponders the two dreams, one seemed like Heaven, the other, was pure hell. He rubs his groin, just to make sure, all seemed well. Malcolm came to the realisation that a ghost was in the room with him, the ghost was him, his other self. Had he died, and summoned the apparition, had he brought it with him? Was this devil the incarnation of his very soul? Or was he just tripping out? So much acid, so little time. The ghost sat at the foot of his bed, and winked at him. Now seeing the thing at a better angle, blue moonlight painting it's face, Malcolm recognised his dead brother.
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ok, I'm off now, I just got some artwork from the kid in South America, he's doing me comic, it's awesome, I'll have to post this pic, for peeps to see, this is gonna ROCK THW WHOLE WORLD.

With Jacob And I - The Comic
Coming Soon

'So, keep you eyes, OPEN'.
- Patrick Bateman

Cue: Whitney Houston (Geordie Remix)  = I'm Yo Babby Tonight, Like

[@ssmaster]

do ya know,......i'm a little high...

Fucking hell dekion, that is taken as read.

[dekionplexis]

work in progress;

http://www.geocities.com/dekionplexis/index.html

[Regular John]

work in progress;

http://www.geocities.com/dekionplexis/index.html

That's actually nice and I will bookmark that!

[Rubbish Monkey]

that is a clever site!

p.s. get yourself a dot tk domain. its freeeeeeee!

[dekionplexis]

and so it begins...

www.dekionplexis.com

[Jet Set Willy]

I don't know about the rest of it, but I think that website is worth it just so you can press the flip button over and over again.

[dekionplexis]

'Flip ya for real'

>yes, tis a reet good laff

In other news, I got me first ever Blog, tis great fun, can be found 'ere;

http://dekionplexis.ebloggy.com/

There's a link to it from the site, which is here;

www.dekionplexis.com

New artwork on there under Juan Carlos Grande's bit, check it oot, if ya bored enough,

Nice!

Dek. P

[Presque Tous Les Ans]

Anagrams of dekionplexis containing the word "sex" include:

Oiled pink sex.

Sex: nil I'd poke.

I like pond sex.

Eldon: "Sex? I kip."

Aaaaaand the winnerrrr ...

Neil: sex op kid.

[Mrken]

boing

boing

boing

Join me, and

boing, ba-boing

boing

ba-ba-baaaaaooooooooiiiinnnnnnNNNNNGGGGGGgggggggg!

to the sea

(littery-chack-littery-chack, kachack, KACHACK!!!!! KA-CHAK!
kachak
kachhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkk-KA-KA-KA-KA-ka-ka-kaaaa-aaaaa

do u see the leaves?
do u see the leaves?

Waves are neutral in the conquest of Argon City.
Priness Neufrina, sat, lonely and isolated from her many staff of Erbieks and Erbiesques, she sighed.
Gazing from her tower, the stars glew pink in the blue sky, like strawberries.
'Srawberries, huh, what a thing like that?', she huffed.
Strawberries indeed, who hast heard of such?, said she.
Not I?, added she did.

Strawberry Fields,
4evR

CUE: BOBBY BROWN - EVERY LITTLE STEP I TAKE...

I can't sleep at night...

A real live fan-ta-say

(You will be there)

(We'll be togetherhhhhh)


cheeeeemmmical bbbbruuuuvvvvvasssss -
DENMARK

oh, yeah!
i said, god-damn,
Chhhhhhhammmmmmmmmoooooooooon mutha-fucka!

heh girl, heh boy
HERE WE GO!

like astro-boy



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>i control the music that moves u
>I control the music that moves u
...
>i adore u.
>i adore u.
>i adore u.
>i adore u.
>i adore u.
>i adore u.
>i adore u.
>i adore u.

>I control the music that moves u

>to adore u
i control - the adore-u
to adore u - i ca-ca-control,
u,...ya-yau, to controlu
To control u,
ta-ta-own u...

>I control the music that moves u

tum-tum-tum-tum-tum
badadadadum, tum-tum-tum-tum-tum
badadadadum...

GALAXY BOUNCE!!!!!

Boing, Boing, booooooooiiing..
HUH!
(Ready?
Oh Yeah!)

'we'll my mother is whore, let me tell u more'

OH MYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, whathaveudone?

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CUE: MY VELOURIA
The PiXies

hold my hannnnnnndd.
and far in time....
Veloouuuuuuuriiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaa
she can reaaaaaaaaalllllly mooooveeee

''

Oh wait, look..

Here Comes Your Man,,,,......

smooooooke;;;;;;

CUE: Ryuichi Sakamoto Ft Cesaria Evora - e preciso Perdoar

Nice.
Geeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreat.


>off for munchies

munch, munch...Oh! Hello, and now it's time for..

THE 'DEPRESSED-TESTICLES' SKETCH
Cue: Spike Milligan - I've That Photograph Of You

INT.
A DOCTORS OFFICE.
A DOCTOR IS BENT OVER, STARING AT A MAN'S BOLLOCKS. THE MAN IS STANDING UP WITH HIS ARMS OUT, WITH HIS TROUSERS AND PANTS AROUND HIS ANKLES. HIS T-SHIRT, IS STRETCHED OVER HIS HEAD TO REVEAL HIS STOMACH AND NIPPLES, THE LEFT ONE OF WHICH IS OCCASIONALLY STROKED BY THE DOCTOR.

DR: 'Well, I'll tell you what the problem is....
MR: 'Please, it IS why I'm here.
DR: 'Oh right, well the problem is, you've got depressed testicles.
MR: 'You just made that up!
DR: 'No I didn't...'
MR: 'Yes you did'.
DR: 'Didn't'
MR: You bloody did, just so you could get a look at me knackers.
DR: 'Mr Dicksmear, I can asure you, that you sir, have depressed sphericals'.
MR: 'Its Di-sma!...'
DR: 'Excuse me?'
MR: 'My name, it's pronounced Di-Sma! and not DIIIICCCCCKK-SMA-EEAARR'
DR: 'Well it's got a Dicksmear here mate...
MR: 'I KNOW IT'S GOT A DICKSMEAR THERE, it's pronounced Di-sma!
DR: 'Well, right, anyway, getting 'back to yo sack'.
MR: 'Yes?'
DR: 'To quote Bob Marley, 'Dem bollocks be a cryy-iiin, girl'...
MR: 'Which means?'
DR: 'Dem be needin' some action, nigga!'
MR: 'Is that Bob Marley?'
DR: 'No, Chaucer. Noooooooooow, do you for-lang-gulate regulaory?
MR: 'I don't know, what's it mean?'
DR: 'You know, glandular-beefing...wand-magic....spitlle-practice...
MR: 'Ah...I can't hear you, if you wink so loudly.....what?'
DR: 'DO YOU WANKADOODLE-DO!!!!!!!!
MR: 'OOOOoooh, you mean struffle-kinto-subla-marosis, why didn't you say, well, only 37 times a day.
DR: 'Riiiiiight, a healthy amount then, nothing wrong there.....I guess you can go.
MR: 'Ok, but what about me leprosy?...'
DR: 'Ahhhh, yes, well, I suppose you're just out of sorts, cup of tea, and some running and shouting, it'll sort itself out, yes?'
MR: 'Thank you doctor'.
DR: 'Ah, don't thank me, thank the friendly people at;
http://www.stavelyfilms.com/

Check out Haly Saint, and the soundtrack, download the track 'Debonair' and 'Born To Lust'.

Ya willnae regret it.

I met those guys in NY, Haly Saint is a work of genius, the director Steve Young, wrote and sang the music, as well as writing, directing and editing the film.

Cool heh.

what?

[George]

Many, many times....

[StuartGranger]

Stevie Wonder - Superstition

(Women Are Gold)



(no, I am NOT Morris, but thanx for the condiments  ;)


No way...

I've just logged on, just for a jape like, and I see, I spy my old inane ramblings being dregedded up, for no apparent reason,...there was no reason for this..

Though,..Christ,..what was I on?

I'll be honest, I find fragments of beauty and poetry in these ancient cerebral farts.

I'd do more, now, as I should, but I am without weed, I am old now, Cabernet Sauvignon having replaced the 'devil's scruff',...from time,...yes, from time.

oh fuckit,...tis chrimbo...tomorrow I depart for Holland,.. shall partake of mass quantities in some hours to engage in literal jousting....some hours from time...


In the meantime my dear fuckas, inhale my daubs;

http://dekionplexis.blog.co.uk/

Did someone say flange and cruculence?

[StuartGranger]

Th'is is the end peple, yes, 'peple' hope you're fuckin ready for it;

Linkin Park - Points Of Authority


this IS the FUCKING end.....

John Prescott is anally raping a horse, he is fucking a horse's anus, do you see him? Do you fucking see him? What?

Fucking speak up you cunt! John Prescott has his cock up a horse, and all you can do is sit there and sip ya fucking beer?!

He is FUCKING a horse!

No, watch him fuck a horses anus. His name is John Prescott and his erect penis is embedded in  the guts of a horse.

Watch, look. it's Tom Cruise....

Tom Cruise, the actor as seen in 'Rain Man' and 'Days Of Thunder' strokes his son...NOOOOOooooooooooooo, he is not sexually aroused by the child, he is a closet homosexual and therefore gets hand-jobs from that man his agent send him to...his name is Daniel..

THIS IS, THE FUCKING END PEPLE!


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fuck me, I need more booze, the end of the world is coming you cunts, I hope you fucked that girl you always wanted to, and u wanted to..

DIDN'T YOU!

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY THE WORLD IS SUCH A FUCKING MESS?!

IT'S CUZ

...well, I'm not sure....but I know it has to do with sex 'good sex'

I'm talking about 'good sex'/

y aknow?

Do u know?

What the fuck DO you know?

I', talkin about having your erect cock envelope dby soft wet pussy. Fucking her hard, hard, I'm talking hard, FUCKING HARD.

She says;

'that is one MASSIVE hard-on'

You say;




Nothing.....you're too busy trying nbt to cum...because. this is it...you feel close to her, and close to god


The orgasm,....you squirt hot cum inside her, she is covered in your sweat, and you want her again.

You fuck her again...

few peple feel this, THAT'S  why the world is such a mess, it all revolves around sexual frustration..

sexual frustration = anger = perversion


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MC Lyte - I Rock The Party



John Prescott has a secret...he is sexually attracted to horses. He caresses their soft furry behinds,....he cock stiffens...


(segue: where is Cerys? I always liked her?)



JP: How do, my name's John...
Merry: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbrbrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaahhh
JP: Oh really? That's funnee. I like the Bee Gee's too...

Q: Daddy Yankee - King Daddy

JP: .....oooh....that's funny,...Daddy Yankee's come on instead...Christ me, you're sexy...what's your name sexy?
Merry?: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaahhaa
JP: Oooooooooooh, you dirty, bastard!

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John Prescott is 'making love to a horse'...right now...and all you do, is sit their at your pc/laptop...staring....waiting for answers,...waiting for meaning....waiting for 'salvation..

Well,..I got news for you kid....

There ARE answers, but they can't bee found staring at this fucking screeen, get out there, live some life, get off your fucking arse..ya dozey cunt..

[sproggy]

Not long now before the charlie totally melts your brain then Mike.

Give us a PM when the Cheynes-Stokes kick in.

[Mrken]

Though,..Christ,..what was I on?

After reading your new material I can see where you were coming from....