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Big Brother 10

Started by Emma Raducanu, May 29, 2009, 07:15:55 PM

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Ja'moke


joeyzaza


Tokyo Sexwhale


Tokyo Sexwhale

Wow, they're starting off with a gimmick!  This'll be interesting, for sure...


Tokyo Sexwhale

Contestant Number 1: TIM KEY!

papalaz4444244

Massive cunt Number 1 - a Tory anarchist. Prick

joeyzaza

Freddie, 23. Posh anarchist "entrepreneur". Could be interesting.

Edit: Does he think this is "The Apprentice"?

Fielding

This guy is still not as lame as the opening 'not technically housemates yet' twist.

joeyzaza


Tokyo Sexwhale

A Brummie Punk Dyke.

Or Frank Skinner...

papalaz4444244

Gosh. How shocking. Not.

Tokyo Sexwhale

Yes, a Brummie!  On television!

Small Man Big Horse

Ah, it's this year's Kitten, with a side order of Pete.

mycroft

Nice to see Davina is dressed in tribute to the late David Carradine in Death Race 2000.

Fake Edit - Oh, just fuck off.

Real Edit - "English White House as the President of England"? KILL IT!

Small Man Big Horse

Why are they booing the one most likely to get her norks out? Why? WHY?!?





Edit: Looks like a really small crowd this year, which seems odd, there's normally a lot more noise on the opening night.

papalaz4444244

I guess the idea of just ordinary people off the street is long gone.

Emma Raducanu

A woman with fake tits should make a really interesting housemate.

joeyzaza

Sophie, 20. "If she wasn't a model, she'd be an ice cream lady".

Is that like a chocolate 3-way?

Tokyo Sexwhale

Posho.                              check
Common weirdo                  check
Blonde model pretending to be fick check
Old person
Angry ethnic minority
Student Tosser 1
Student Tosser 2
Student Tosser 3
Overly-camp Man
Nice ethnic minority
Nick Griffin

Small Man Big Horse

Quote from: DolphinFace on June 04, 2009, 09:13:31 PM
A woman with fake tits should make a really interesting housemate.

Sexist. I've met many a woman with fake tits who have been lovely. So there.*




*That's a lie actually, I've only met one. But she was jolly nice.

papalaz4444244

Isn't Lisa just that "deal wiv it!" beast from before?

Ja'moke

I said earlier (not in this thread) that this years winner will be a lesbian 'rock chick'. Lisa kind of fits that role right?

Emma Raducanu

Quote from: Small Man Big Horse on June 04, 2009, 09:15:06 PM
Sexist.

If it was a coincidence, then fine but they're clearly a replacement for personality in this case. That despite her hating boring people :)

papalaz4444244

It'll be "gay guy" or "narcissistic bloke" next. What do ya reckon?

InfiniteFury

Oh, I quite like the toff in a sort of if-a-wanker-HAS-to-win-it sort of way.

papalaz4444244

Quote from: Ja'moke on June 04, 2009, 09:16:59 PM
I said earlier (not in this thread) that this years winner will be a lesbian 'rock chick'. Lisa kind of fits that role right?
I totally misread that as "lesbian robot chick". That would have been like a cool anime character.

InfiniteFury

Well, a Visual Merchandiser. I think we all missed that one coming

Tokyo Sexwhale


papalaz4444244

I am psychic! Narcissistic bloke, in person.