Big Brother 10

[joeyzaza]

It's a LAD!

[Emma Raducanu]

He just did the Brent hands thing

[mycroft]

He goes around the shop making it look nice? So he's a cleaner, then.

[InfiniteFury]

He won't make it to the house.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Get yer fucking hair cut son, and join the fucking army.

[papalaz4444244]

World record pairing up. 0.0003 seconds.

[InfiniteFury]

Sophie stroked her hair and got a wide-on. Potential couple - give it 6/10 with potential for conflict from a better-Chris.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Unemployed layabout already sitting on her fucking arse.

[joeyzaza]

Fair play to Freddie. Rocking a deerstalker in summer is stupid fresh.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

NOIRIN?  Don't you take that for headaches?

[InfiniteFury]

I might put that on my gravestone.

Edit - I was actually talking about "If you can't hack it, get a jacket" but the post above me works.

[joeyzaza]

Norniron, 25. "I have boobs, I have hair. I'm beautiful!"

[papalaz4444244]

We had huge fake tits now we have huge fake eyebrows.

[mycroft]

God, this lot must be the most boring lot ever so far. Only [banned troll] can save this show now.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

She's a foul mouthed cunt too.

[Small Man Big Horse]

If it was a coincidence, then fine but they're clearly a replacement for personality in this case. That despite her hating boring people :)

Oh I was just joking. And didn't really feel the need to defend her just because I'm a shallow, shallow man who's already in love with her.



_{Gah, damn my pathetic, shite brain / penis.}

Edit: Yay! A Homophobic One! sigh.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Now, Kris is preening...

...but I expect he's always doing that.

[InfiniteFury]

Well I've got a surpise for you - I'm going in 8th and we'll be broadcasting this thread live on the outside screens.

[papalaz4444244]

Every single one is a wannabe z-lister. Where are the real people?

[Emma Raducanu]

Alpha Male greets all the girls with 'Hiya babes' except the lesbian

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Science 2

[mycroft]

Hah! He's so straight he feels weird wiping his own arse! Brilliant!

This year's Victor/Science! Hurrah!

[papalaz4444244]

"Urban" dickhead - almost certainly a wannabe rapper. Again.

[joeyzaza]

Cairon, the ghetto fabulous ferryman of hades.

[InfiniteFury]

Yes Davina, we just need the Chinese student who's really good at maths and we're good to go with Big Brother 10.

[mycroft]

No, Davina. they aren't wondering where the other rooms are, as they're always confined to the front room at this point.

I know it's been said a million times, but she really is the worst TV presenter in the entire world.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

This Five Brothers ad has gotten fucking irritating damn quick.

[Fry]

I don't understand why they are so happy for a 5 way gay sex job just for one pretty-ish lady.

Normal men are weird.

[papalaz4444244]

This is tragic.

[mycroft]

AAAARGGH!