Author Topic: Chance to Repent  (Read 1064 times)

Chance to Repent
« on: May 01, 2004, 09:19:47 PM »
I recieved some spam email today, nothing particulary strange about that. However this wasn't your usual spam that is either peddling porn or some Nigerian conman after your bank details.

No this spam was from a site asking me to consider sexual purity. Basically you can register with them and they will let you buy a book (at a discounted price of $10) that will help you 'maintain your goal of sexual purity'. This is the height of cheek, not only do they want you to give up sex for 40 days but they also want you to pay them $10 for some book to help you do it.

Bloody bible bashers!!

Anyway the website is -> http://www.bebroken.com/1000.htm

Incidently they have a message board to which you can 'Share what you are learning about the struggle and what it takes to live in purity.' and such like.

http://www.websitetoolbox.com/tool/mb/bebroken

Although it would be wrong to register and start posting humorous stories now wouldn't it? ;-)

This is an actual story
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I don't believe I am addicted to porn, but if I continue to play around with it, I will be. I ordered Porn on my cable TV and my wife found out and it has broken her heart. I confessed to looking at these 3 or 4 times in the last 6 months. I feel terrible and my heart is aching very bad.
I offered to go to counseling but she will not have it.
Been married 34 years, both Born Again. After reading all the various websites on Porn Addiction, I believe I have done what I've done to escape my pegged stress meter.

Re: Chance to Repent
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2004, 09:28:51 PM »
Quote from: "@ssmaster"
This is the height of cheek, not only do they want you to give up sex for 40 days but they also want you to pay them $10 for some book to help you do it.


fucking rip-off merchants.... i've not gotten any for ages, and it hasn't cost me a penny.

Chance to Repent
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2004, 10:00:08 PM »
That quote at the end of @ssmaster's post sounds like it was from Ned Flanders. "I was more animal than man! <sob>"

Speaking of Spam, I saw a link to a special report on "EU Enlargement" on the BBC news site, yet at first I read it as "Penis Enlargement", a twisted, fucked-up visual-illusion that comes from too much exposure to spam.

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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2004, 10:16:28 PM »
If they do a lot of confessing and repenting, there might be some useful tips in there.

hands cold, liver warm

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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2004, 10:23:23 PM »
its funny that they equate their natural sexual drive with satan and evil. If they did the  same with their need to eat, they would would starve to death within a couple of weeks.

"I can't scoff that lovely big sunday roast for it was created by the devil. Gobbling a roast potato would be the same as sucking satan's gravy covered, yorkshire pudding shaped cock."

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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2004, 10:40:49 PM »
On a serious note, they equate sex with evil and unclean thoughts because they believe that they are spiritual beings and anything  physical is beneath them.


Theyre still a bunch of knob jockeys though

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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2004, 11:05:21 PM »
Anything that gives pleasure is bad.

Go to Church. Let us tell you what to do. Then you will be happy, but not too happy of course as that's a sin. Accept the status quo. Obey your masters. Put up with your unhappiness, because when you die you'll have a wonderful time.

FUCK OFF RELIGIOUS COCKSUCKERS. YOU ARE THE EVIL, NOT THAT WHICH YOU DECRY. YOU BRING HUMANITY DOWN, AND DESERVE TO BURN.

Time for another beer, methinks ;-)

hands cold, liver warm

  • I involuntarily came in my pants
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2004, 11:07:14 PM »
Quote from: "Marcus Or Relius"
That quote at the end of @ssmaster's post sounds like it was from Ned Flanders. "I was more animal than man! <sob>"

Speaking of Spam, I saw a link to a special report on "EU Enlargement" on the BBC news site, yet at first I read it as "Penis Enlargement", a twisted, fucked-up visual-illusion that comes from too much exposure to spam.


the same thing happened to me when I read this quote about enlargement by Irish prime minister Bertie Ahern

"From hatred there is now viagra, from division there is my 12inch monster, and from dictatorship and oppression there is barely legal pussy. "

Chance to Repent
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2004, 11:21:52 PM »
They must be used to people taking the piss, cos posts have to be verified before they are displayed. I put this in the question for staff forum. Will the verifiers bust my mango?

How can I give it up?

First of all I would like to thank you sincerely for the email. As If I had not received it I may never have given a single thought to my situation.
Secondly, please excuse any lack of clarity, but I do find it difficult explaining myself when I am confused and in need of help.

I am one who always likes to try out new things. The problem I have is that I haven't had sex for nearly two years. I would so much like to become a man of purity, but it seems that I'm stuck on the first rung of the ladder. I have spent countless amounts of my hard earned cash on  the wrong type of 'books', mainly copies of '40 plus', because I like big women.
But I need to know, in order to set foot on the path of the road to becoming a man of purity, how I can get one of these '40 plus' women for real, so I can then buy your book and embark on a 40 day journey of acheivement.
I have thought that maybe I'm already a man of purity, although it may be not through choice. So I may not need your book after all if that's the case.
Do you have any advice to offer on how I can get myself out of this predicament I have suddenly found myself in? Please tell me if you do as I would really like to get myself back on track so I can take up what would be a healthy challenge for me. A challenge where I can discover a new strength and willpower to the one I've been used to for so long.
Please respond as quick as you can because I'm soon to be 31 and feel that time may be running out.

Santa's Boyfriend

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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2004, 11:44:07 PM »


Notice the look of quiet frustration behind his fake smile:  "God I'm gagging for it, I am..."

He'll be running through a shopping mall with an automatic weapon before the 40 days is out, I'll be bound.

What's in this Purity Pack then?  If it's not porno and a blowjob machine then it's not going to work.

falafel

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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2004, 01:47:51 PM »
He's definitely gay.

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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2004, 08:51:24 PM »
They deleted me. How rude.

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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2004, 10:28:28 PM »
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They deleted me. How rude.


HAHAHA,

*ahem*

sorry to hear that pal

chand

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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2004, 10:57:21 PM »
You can follow a link there to a page telling you how to free yourself from homosexuality. But this has to be a wind-up, no?

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My name is Dick Davis. I began my journey into the dungeons of homosexual behavior at the age of six years old. I stayed in slavery to my fleshly desires for most of my adult life, going deeper and deeper. Even though I become a Christian at the age of 12, I had an intense craving that I could not break free from, no matter what I did or how hard I tried.

Wanting to become free and live a "normal" life, I pursued freedom through humanistically motivated programs, both secular and Christian-based. The problem was I searched for answers in all the wrong places - from the created, instead of the Creator. Instead of going to the Owner's Warranty Manual, I searched for answers in the yellow pages.

Santa's Boyfriend

  • 'S all in the game, yo
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2004, 12:31:08 AM »
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My name is Dick Davis. I began my journey into the dungeons of homosexual behavior at the age of six years old.


That phrase has put a seriously disturbing image in my head.

chand

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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2004, 12:39:23 AM »
Perhaps there was literally a dungeon in his house where homosexual behaviour took place.

neveragain

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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2004, 10:56:45 PM »
I prefer this statement:

'My mentor is Pauline D! (What a blessing!)'

But anyway, I have just enrolled as Geena Aleswell and sent in this story as reason to join their 'Setting Captives Free' anti-porn help service:

'I am 43, I have five kids and am happily married. For many years, have been a committed church-goer and it has been my life! The trouble came when my husband lost his job and we just ran clean out of money! I suppose my incessant gambling (yeah, I admit I've got a problem but HEY that's anotehr story, okay?) but I was confused. I didn't know where to turn - the church would not pay me for coming. I was disappointed and a little bit ashamed. Anyhow, I thought I'll pick myself off the ground and find another way. I am deeply ashamed to say I became an exotic dancer at a strip club. It didn't work out and after a while I was displaced from service but I am still sorry.

I needed money still. I'd alwyas seen the women outside my house on the street corner, they always seemed to make a good living. What else was there for me to do, I mean - I'm 43, I've got five kids. Money was nowhere!

For seven months now, I have been eluding my husband every second night - I said I got a new job at the local charity aid - and going out onto the streets in search of financial consolation. Unfortunately, since the beginning of this troubled period, I have fell in love with another woman 'of the night' who shares my general area. Sarah. After two weeks of a close working relationship, I touched her. This led to an affair which I deeply regret but is still ongoing. My husband knows nothing of this. When I invited Sarah to our home and involved her in a sexual game with myself and my husband, I merely introduced her as a friend, nothing more. Sadly these 'games' have also now became an addiction.

I have decided to take this course in order to fully rid myself of the following sins - my gambling, my adulteration, my homoeroticism, my awful deplorable sexual perversions and all the evils that have lurked in my past yet still haunt my mind and soul. I feel that with your help, and God's, I can do this. I really do.'

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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2004, 11:01:58 PM »
Quote from: "untitled_london"
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They deleted me. How rude.


HAHAHA,

*ahem*

sorry to hear that pal


Me too. I would have thought that my username would have immediately suggested that I'm in need of sexual help. They should have welcomed me with outstretched arms, like Jesus.

hands cold, liver warm

  • I involuntarily came in my pants
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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2004, 11:19:56 PM »
Quote from: "chand"
You can follow a link there to a page telling you how to free yourself from homosexuality. But this has to be a wind-up, no?

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My name is Dick Davis. I began my journey into the dungeons of homosexual behavior at the age of six years old. I stayed in slavery to my fleshly desires for most of my adult life, going deeper and deeper. Even though I become a Christian at the age of 12, I had an intense craving that I could not break free from, no matter what I did or how hard I tried.

Wanting to become free and live a "normal" life, I pursued freedom through humanistically motivated programs, both secular and Christian-based. The problem was I searched for answers in all the wrong places - from the created, instead of the Creator. Instead of going to the Owner's Warranty Manual, I searched for answers in the yellow pages.


Dick davis opens the yellow pages:

dick davis A....A....here we are, Answers to Questions. Oh excellent, God is listed, telephone 01653 666 666.

ring ring ring ring

dick davis Hello, is this God?
God yes, what question can I answer?
dick davis I wonder if you can help me? I've been journeying through homosexual dungeons since the age of six
God so you are looking for bondage gear and sex toys
dick davis No no, i want to be free and live a 'normal' life
God oh right, have you looked at the Owner's Warranty Manual
dick davis No, I lost it.
God Well I could help you if you wanted french polishers for your parent's dinner table or if you were looking for "Fly Fishing" by J. R. Hartley. However I can't help you as there is nothing wrong. Try Allah or Buddha instead.

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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2004, 11:13:54 AM »
Quote from: "Santa's Boyfriend"
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My name is Dick Davis. I began my journey into the dungeons of homosexual behavior at the age of six years old.


That phrase has put a seriously disturbing image in my head.
Say what you like about the decor, the quiche there is simply divine.

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Re: Chance to Repent
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2004, 11:25:13 AM »
Quote from: "european son"
Quote from: "@ssmaster"
This is the height of cheek, not only do they want you to give up sex for 40 days but they also want you to pay them $10 for some book to help you do it.


fucking rip-off merchants.... i've not gotten any for ages, and it hasn't cost me a penny.


Hmmm, well you should look at this website as an opportunity then. Sort of like a dating service, but with self-confessed sex-addicts.