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Invent the new 21st century best-sellers

Started by Shoulders?-Stomach!, July 01, 2009, 11:00:04 PM

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Shoulders?-Stomach!

July 01, 2009, 11:00:04 PM
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Massively selling books by way of the sheer size of the surnames on the books. But I'm afraid these bestsellers are getting cranky, and need to be replaced by other BIG NAMES, to fill the public's need for formulaic murder mysteries, sci-fi dreck, cockney romances and mirthless religious dramas.

I've concocted these 'examples':






So, thats Gitt, Rommel, Grufted and p**i, some of the new breed of top bestsellers. It's up to you (and me) to enlarge the canon, push the envelope and naturally, take the piss.




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