"...the businessman in his suit and tie."

[Mister Six]

Hello!

I have dim memories of Rich and Stu doing their "Who's the real monster?" schtick about, er, monsters (rather than Rich's perversion of the week). Does this exist? Can anyone provide a transcript? Was it in the thing they did about Godzilla-style movies?

Alternatively, can anyone provide a transcript of one of their standard "real monster" skits? Thank you, lovely people.

[non capisco]

It was in 'Lee and Herring's Reasonably Scary Monsters', part of a Monster Night on BBC2, I think. Transcript of original script (including a visual gag that never made the cut, presumably as the Terry Nation estate would have objected, where it's revealed Rich was born to Dalek parents) and YouTube vids can be found here
http://www.fistoffun.net/downloads.htm

[Mister Six]

Thanks, man! Much appreciated.