Verbwhores' Halloween Story 2009 (x10)

[the midnight watch baboon]

Threw away unneccesary punctuation. Pulled out a butter knife, and asked the bread whore to 'polish it, polish it gooood'.
  The

[Cerys]

Earth exploded at this point, catapulting everybody concerned into

[Ginyard]

what can only be described as an Jupiter-bound orbital orgy. This

[Cerys]

continued for some time, until the less robust of the participants asphyxiated, leaving the rest of us wondering

[Saucer51]

if bobbing for apples on Halloween would now be a bit of an anti-climax.
So

[the midnight watch baboon]

we decided to kill someone using orchard fruit. We all drew curly, camp straws, with the shortest, curliest, campest one being horribly drawn by

[Cerys]

me.  It would have been a much better likeness, but for the sorry excuse for a pencil with which I had been saddled by

[Jemble Fred]

World Premier, soonish, CaB Radio!

[the midnight watch baboon]

, the hotly-rated, internet-only, shit-munching rapper.

"Y'call this a 2HB?", I'd roared, loudly, but to little personal avail, since it was me who was soon to be