Author Topic: Smirkey let plekry  (Read 1456 times)

ThickAndCreamy

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Smirkey let plekry
« on: October 29, 2009, 01:34:37 AM »
Hhahaaa

Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2009, 11:10:05 AM »
A quick trot around the forums indicates that, between 1.30 and 1.35am last night, T&C logged on and posted a right load of nonsense.

Why?

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2009, 11:16:07 AM »
In short, because I was very drunk and stupid.

To elaborate I hadn't eaten or drunken anything between 5pm and 10pm and then went to a party and drank genuinely small quantities of alcohol except over a short period of time. Sensible amounts of alcohol then got me very, very drunk. Dehydration and hunger enhanced this to levels I never thought possible. Hence I posted nonsense on here, somehow believing it to be remotely interesting or amusing. I don't really even remember coming on here to be honest and now I am VERY hungover.

Every time I ever post after 1am I am drunk or inebriated, so heed my warning and immediately tell me to either shut the fuck up or ignore me.

Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2009, 11:51:38 AM »
I'm jealous. My drunken postings on here usually involve telling people to 'go fuck themselves' or 'grow up'. I've never been so comically shit-faced that I could come on here with the idea that Smirkey let plekry was important enough to start a thread.


Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2009, 11:53:33 AM »
A quick Google search has just muddied the waters further....

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Did you mean to search for: Smirky let plenary 

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2009, 12:26:09 PM »
I'm going to get really drunk and come back and tell you all what 'Smirkey let plekry' actually means.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2009, 12:45:08 PM »
It's an anagram of Likely Perky Terms.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2009, 01:25:19 PM »
Nah, it's Czech for "A big glass of your finest beer and the first go on your most attractive daughter, please".

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2009, 01:30:19 PM »
Nah, it's Czech for "A big glass of your finest beer and the first go on your most attractive daughter, please".

That's all well and good for them, but that kind of thing isn't going to wash in, say, King's Lynn, is it?

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2009, 01:32:15 PM »
That's all well and good for them, but that kind of thing isn't going to wash in, say, King's Lynn, is it?

It works in Hull.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2009, 01:32:48 PM »
No one washes in King's Lynn.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2009, 01:36:53 PM »
It's the start of a story that we have to finish.

Smirkey let Plekry.......

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2009, 03:01:37 PM »
have the first hit, but then proceeded to jealously guard the bong for the rest of the evening.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2009, 03:51:35 PM »
Meanwhile, Smirkey's friend Frutngngs was about to make a startling discovery...

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2009, 03:52:42 PM »
someone had used up all the lasunikes.  However,

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2017, 11:33:28 PM »
almost eight years later, Smirkey was still the subject of rumour.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2017, 12:30:02 AM »
Drunk posting was of a much higher standard in 2009.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2017, 12:35:51 AM »
On a related note, Danger Man seems to have gone. Possibly my fault. He was being an arsehole, though.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2017, 12:38:48 AM »
Drunk posting was of a much higher standard in 2009.

I'm riding the Ballmer Curve.  Does that count?

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2017, 12:47:36 AM »
Ah, now I remember - GoutPony, Thomas, Retinend and Thick&Creamy shared a subdued AND rambunctious evening in Newcastle many moons ago. Retinend and T&C disappeared from here (T&C for good) shortly after.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2017, 01:18:59 AM »
I always heard 'smirkey let plekry' to the verse melody of the justifiably uncelebrated Ant & Dec 2002 World Cup single "We're On The Ball".

It's Neville to Campbell, Campbell to Rio,
Rio to Scholesy, Scholesy to Gerrard.
Gerrard to Beckham, Beckham to Heskey,
Smirkey let plekry, To goal 1-1!

That is in no way interesting, Cook'd and Bomb'd, but it is true.

"You don't have to post in a topic if you have nothing, non capisco" :- ed.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2017, 01:21:11 AM »
I'm riding the Ballmer Curve.  Does that count?

It does now that you've started posting pictures of willies all over the place. I see what you're up to, believe you me.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2017, 01:22:27 AM »
Hardly all over the place.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2017, 01:23:00 AM »
Everywhere.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2017, 01:26:11 AM »
I posted a picture of mine (willy) in the memes thread, have a look and let me know what you think @Cerys @Duke

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2017, 01:26:41 AM »
Everywhere.

Just because you're looking at the same post with different devices, it doesn't mean that I've posted multiple willies.

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2017, 01:27:57 AM »

Shoulders?-Stomach!

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Re: Smirkey let plekry
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2017, 11:26:21 PM »
ThickandCreamy has been active infrequently, I think he was abroad a lot in recent years.