Make your own ridiculous Facebook group...

[boki]

...but DON'T ACTUALLY DO IT, WHERE'S YOUR SELF RE-COCKING-SPECT?  Let this be your dumping-ground for the likes of:

Campaign to make 'Bongo Fury' an event category option!

It is perfectly acceptable to insert at least one "fuckin', erm..." in every spoken sentence

Poundland Party Light Appreciation Society _{fuckin', erm...oops}

[Angst in my Pants]

If this group doesn't get at least 50 members I'll kill myself

The Almost Completely Non-Violent Section of the BNP

When I Get 1000000 Members i'll Give Everyone In This Group £10

Join if you think Goofy is a cow, and that it's "Another Think Coming"

[Ginyard]

I have always consciously avoided facebook until now.

[rudi]

Why don't you just switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead like your mum.

I'm ambivalent about Bill Hicks!!!

I'm a massive racist - here's a picture of my family home.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

become a fan of:

Covering Yourself In Slurry And Then Masturbating

[Beep Cleep Chimney]

become a fan of:

Covering Yourself In Slurry And Then Masturbating

I saw that Telegraph article too!

[Jemble Fred]

Join if you think Goofy is a cow, and that it's "Another Think Coming"

Nobody can be that wrong and that right at once, they'd know he's a dog.

[Serge]

Jemble, you took the words right out of my mouth.

[Angst in my Pants]

Most of the group member's are telling me I shouldn't of put the apostrophe in "its", neither.

[The Masked Unit]

I once set up this profile to see if I could get anyone to be friends with him, but nobody did...

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1069566710&ref=search&sid=554425632.1663839574..1

[actwithoutwords]

It's SHOULD OF, not should have, duh!!

I think that has the potential to be huge.

[Jemble Fred]

I preferred the original Becky in Roseanne, and demand that they CGI all episodes with her replacement to have the original actress remain as Becky throughout the whole run of the show.
(4 million members, leading to crisis meetings at ABC)

[boki]

It's "another thing coming" because Judas Priest fucking say so!

The black header should be the default one on last.fm, not that tacky red shit that pukes in my eyeballs

[vrailaine]

I blink more when I think about blinking

I itch more when I think about itching

I I think more when I think about thinking

and just about every Jerry Seinfeld joke could have a group.

[Ginyard]

Moog Voyager vs Hank Marvin

[actwithoutwords]

BAN THIERRY HENRY FROM FACEBOOK

[wherearethespoons]

Jade Goody ur n r <3's 4eva!!

[Serge]

Along with Ginyard, I will have to miss out on my self created The Last Few People In The World Not On Facebook Group, through not being on Facebook.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Shaddap In You Face For Christmas No.1! - http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=205543061864

It's been stuck in my head for the last few days, and cruelly I plan to spread the infection.

[AsparagusTrevor]

I've just created a group for this horrific crime:
HANG THE BASTARDS WHO TORTURED AND MURDERED NOEL EDMONDS
Let's see how many people I get to join this worthy cause.

This is fun! I think I've figured out a way to pass time til some work comes in:
IS EDAM THE ROUNDEST CHEESE?
This is a question that DEMANDS answers!

Last one for now:
BRING BACK SALT & VINEGAR WALKERS CRISPS

[Tuesday]

I'm joining that first one just to see how many of my friends take it seriously.

[AsparagusTrevor]

I've already confused people with the Salt & Vinegar one, people have said they've seen S&V flavour in the shops, so I just tell them they've actually seen the new Cress flavour.