Da VerbWhore Rap

[the midnight watch baboon]

yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

Yo, yo, there I was
Just a working thru da night
When I surfed upon
A channel showing shite

Sum kidz were flowin
And a laying down there styles
Dis shit got me dancing
And a-twitchin' in mah piles

So boogie down with me
Be da Flava to my Chuck
Or at least write a tag
Callin me a tedious -----

Go honkiez!

[Neville Chamberlain]

Yo yo uh huh uh huh
So I spent ma Sunda chillin'
Had ma roast wot was fillin' (with crumble too, ooh yeah)
Then I went into Nottin'um town center
And did ma Christmas shoppin' (uh huh, ooh yeah)
(Mostly in Waterstones actually)

[Ginyard]

I had a splendid sunday on the London Eye
And my daughter had a fight with Darth Vader outside the South Bank were they're doing chesnuts for two quid
I got (massively impressive scratching effect) pissed and made an arse of myself at a party
Like an old farty
I groped the bottom of a tarty
Word Up
Word Down
(Sunday Telegraph crossword)
Hit it
Huuuurghhh
(Yes I was sick)
Rumbling it up eurostyleeee etc etc

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[Emma Raducanu]

edit, too filthy.

[NoSleep]

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Nice chorus

[the midnight watch baboon]

With a shill and a shall
I'll wreck da damn hall
Blow kisses to yo Granny
As she's warm under her shawl

Yo yo yo yo

{Neville Chamberlain rides a BMX backwards across screen}

[ThickAndCreamy]

Yo' don't clean ma food proper.

Eatin' up ma dinner! yo I was mad as hell,
For on ma crab, my mom had left the shell.
So I squared up to her face and raised ma fist,
She offered me potatoes but boi was I pissed, (oh son)
Then I lowered ma cap and grabbed my plate,
And this is when my love fo' her turned to hate.

#Introduce thumping bassline and some scratching#

"My crab ain't no STI, don't cover it's body"
"Clean it better so ain't so shoddy" (you 'eard).
So ma mom walks up and stares at ma face,
And ma fear starts to wander all over da place.

#Slow the beat down and make heartbeat louder#

"I'm very sorry son, I'll go and take off the shell,
Just please stop ya moaning and trying to rebel"

#High pitched la la la's come into the beat along with an uptempo flute section#

So I won da battle and I won da war,
So now ma crab ain't got shell no more.

[Ginyard]

Yo Bitches I'm up
Yo Bitches I'm up
I ate my cereal up
I drank out of a cup


Yo Bitches I'm up
Yo Bitches I'm up
Hey brohem wassup?
Got myself a new campervan from a place near St Albans




Ah, fuck this. I'm going to record a real rap. Give me 10 mins...

[the midnight watch baboon]

Ah, fuck this. I'm going to record a real rap. Give me 10 mins...

Yes, boyeeeeee! Name check baboon and the whole damn crew.

[Ginyard]

This is how we rap where I come from.....


http://www.supload.com/listen?s=D5BUtq



^{sorry dude...didn't see your request till I got back here. Next rap I'll make sure to call you out. Bro. Word. s'up. Cheerio}

[the midnight watch baboon]

wickedy wick wok wik wah woo! I'll have a listen if I ever get home from work

[Neville Chamberlain]

^

Fantastic work, Mr. G!

[Kishi the Bad Lampshade]

I love you Ginyard.

[the midnight watch baboon]

You have also made me happy, you camp camper man man!

[Ginyard]

Aww, you guys.....

My wife heard it and said I just sounded like a smug jolly* boasting bastard so I want to point out that the purchase was part of a business thing I'm involved with with several other people and that I hadn't just gone and cavalierly blown 70k of my own cash on a whim. I only sung about it because its what I'd done that day, and because I find the words 'camper van' amusing.

I will redeem myself with a new rap. Have no fear!

*correction. Apparently she said 'near psychotic' not jolly

[the midnight watch baboon]

JUS' CHILLING IN ME HOUSE ON AN EARLY SPRING DAY
THE FLOWS IN MAH HEAD MAN THEY NEED TO SEGUE
I WHISPER TO MY LARYNX THAT I WANNA SPIT RHYMES
POUR MYSELF A FORTY O'SPRITE WITH ITZ LEMONZ AN' ITZ LIMEZ

FUCK IT UP FUCK IT UP FUCK ME UP TAGGA

[Neville Chamberlain]

I JUS' MOVED INTO A NEW FLAT YO
ITZ GOT A WELL BLINGIN' BALCONY AND SHIT (PIGEON SHIT IF U MUST KNOW)
IT USED TO BE A MILL WOT WOZ PART OF NOTTINGHAMZ FAMOUS INDUSTRIAL HERITAGE
WELL SKANKY BACK IN THE OLDEN DAYZ I SHOULD SAY
THIS IZNT REALLY A RAP, IZ IT, BRO
YOU KNOW WHAT DA ANSWER IZ WHY YOU NEED TO AKS ME
BUT JUST IN CASE DA ANSWER IZ NO
DA KITCHEN COULD DO WIV BEEN BIGGA
BUT DA WINDOWZ HAVE BEEN RESTORED IN ACCORDANCE WIV DA MODERN-DAY STANDARDZ
TO MEET DAT BUILDING REQUIREMENTZ
YO YO SAY IT UH-HUH
I HEAR YA

[the midnight watch baboon]

YO NEV NOTTINGHAMZ IN FULL EFFECT
ITZ A SHAME ABOUT DA KITCHEN DEFECT
IT'S NICE TO HAVE LOTSA ROOM FOR YO BAKIN'
AND NOT BANG UR ELBOW WHEN YOU'RE FLOUR SHAKIN'

[Neville Chamberlain]

WELL AS IT HAPPENZ
ME HOE MADE ME SOME BREAD LAST NIGHT
AND SHE SAID DA KITCHEN WOZ PERFECTLY SERVICEABLE
FOR BAKIN' AND COOKIN' ACTION
I GUESS IT JUST LACKS
A BIT OF DA ROOMY CUPBOARD SPACE

[the midnight watch baboon]

WELL WE GOT LOADZ OF CUPBOARDS
BUT IT'Z MADE US LAZY
THEY'Z ALLZ FILLED WITH OLD PACKETS WE NEVER USE
-GO OUT OF DATE AND ITZA WASTE
MAYBE LEZZ IZ MORE
WHEN IT CUMZ TO CUPBOARD SPACE
YOU KNOWZ WHEREZ YOUZ AT
AYE CHECK IT

[Ginyard]

Congrats on your new flat
I'm the whitey with a 'T' on my hat
Cos I'm a twat
Dodging the bullet
Here's my wacker so pull it

I've run outa marmite
Thats shite
My teeth aint quite white
Down the shops I go
Yo ho-ho ho-ho
(yo ho-ho ho-ho)

Wassup Mr Keeper?
Aint you got nuttin cheaper
Pop a cap in your arse
Cos I think you is slow
(Slow ho-ho ho-ho)

I'm off to LA
Leave my bitch at home HAY
(Leave my bitch at ho ho-ho ho-home)
From drug dealer to armed robber
To classical pianist to big Slob-a
Slob-a ho-ho ho-ho

[Danger Man]

I JUS' MOVED INTO A NEW FLAT YO
ITZ GOT A WELL BLINGIN' BALCONY AND SHIT (PIGEON SHIT IF U MUST KNOW)
IT USED TO BE A MILL WOT WOZ PART OF NOTTINGHAMZ FAMOUS INDUSTRIAL HERITAGE
WELL SKANKY BACK IN THE OLDEN DAYZ I SHOULD SAY

Yo, I heard you moved out of Lenton
(And that your name is really Quentin)
And that your mill is located in Sneinton,
And all this time you be frontin'

'cos your mill's making whitebread
Just like you, that's enough said
You ever come down the Lacemarket
Choose a spot, that's your grave, we will mark it.