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Messed Up Modern Art [split topic]

Started by ziggy starbucks, November 14, 2009, 10:18:50 PM

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An tSaoi



Eight Taiwanese Teenagers

Oh you biatch Ant. I thought of this on my way home, immediately fired up Photoshop, spent 20 minutes doing it, only to find you have beaten me with a frankly sloppy effort. Boo-urns, I say!

Gradual Decline


ziggy starbucks

I've already run out of ideas so I've ripped of sproggy's constable effort from earlier


An tSaoi

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Quote from: Eight Taiwanese Teenagers on December 11, 2009, 07:21:41 PM
only to find you have beaten me with a frankly sloppy effort.
Great minds think alike. You snooze you lose.

The reason it's so sloppy is because there was a fuck off copyright notice slapped over the stock photo of the maid that I had to airbrush out. By the time I'd cleared it up I was too knackered to put any effort into finessing the Tracey Emin bit.


An tSaoi


Cheers, I should probably quit while I'm ahead but I doubt I will.

An tSaoi

I tell myself I'll quit while I'm ahead and I never do.

Johnny Townmouse

QuoteRusski Shouting Golf Sale

nice.

Whilst this thread makes me want to learn how to use photoshop, there is a magic to not knowing how you do this.


Jemble Fred

Very badly. And I do not understand this word 'Modern'.

But, well, y'know.




An tSaoi



Jemble Fred


sproggy


Vitalstatistix


AsparagusTrevor

Quote from: An tSaoi on December 10, 2009, 11:32:26 PM
Could anyone mong Dali's Clocks with digital watches? It's beyond my skills.
I've had a go. It isn't brilliant but to be fair I'm quite drunk


ziggy starbucks

Fuselli's "John Leslie Nightmare," inspired by 18th century misunderstandings of sleep paralysis and predatory rape


Old Thrashbarg

Fucking hell. That's both terrified me and caused me to nearly die laughing.

AsparagusTrevor



ApexJazz

This thread is the greatest thing currently on the internet.

Ginyard

Quote from: sproggy on December 11, 2009, 11:12:20 PM



That's terrific. How on earth do you simulate the colours and textures so accurately ? Its like magic. I still have trouble cropping a photo.

joeyzaza


mook

Quote from: Ginyard on December 12, 2009, 09:02:46 AM
That's terrific. How on earth do you simulate the colours and textures so accurately ? Its like magic. I still have trouble cropping a photo.

Cut out scooter boy from his image, paste and resize him onto, in this case the evolution image. Right click on the scooter boy thumbnail in the layers pallette, select "select pixels" from the drop down box and "marching ants" will appear around your pasted in selection, now just use the clone tool to paint from one of the characters in the evolution image into your pasted in selection of scooter boy. When you've filled him in press ctrl and d to remove the marching ants, then ctrl shift and e to flatten the layers.




joeyzaza


An tSaoi

Quote from: AsparagusTrevor on December 12, 2009, 12:47:21 AMI've had a go. It isn't brilliant but to be fair I'm quite drunk

On the contrary; it's excellent. Exactly what I had in mind.

Ronnie the Raincoat


AsparagusTrevor