You have ten seconds to describe...

[Repentia]

No cheating, as full a description as you can in ten seconds, and then set a new thing to describe.


The colour indigo.

[Cerys]

A rich purple obtained by boiling shellfish.

Biggytitbo.

[Repentia]

uhh A poster here with a monkey who gets drunk.


The sound of dragging fingernails down a blackboard.

[Cerys]

A sharp noise, sometimes described (incorrectly) as the worst one imaginable.

Chocolate

[Repentia]

brown, sweet, sometimes bitter, used to be wrapped in foil, not allowed for breakfast


The Outer Hebridies.

[Jemble Fred]

A peppery bit to the North West.

Martin CLunes

[switchbitch]

Big eared lovable actor type. Likes dogs and islands.

Hannah Montana.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

small bland blonde music tweeny bitch

Hydrochloric Acid

[Dusty Gozongas]

AAaaAAAAaaAAAaaaAAAAaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!111

Blindness.

[Rowlands]

Not being able to see.

A Zombie.

[Ginyard]

A dead but alive person with no organs who frightened Michael Jackson

Pussy

[Cerys]

A feline that is frequently mistaken for female genitalia, with hlarious consequences.

String

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

Skinny rope

Germany

[gmoney]

European country, nice beer and sausages.

The Monkees

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

People say they monkey around but what do they know.

Paedophiles

[Jemble Fred]

Child-shaggers.

Easter.

[HappyTree]

Further East than here

Irn Bru

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Fizzy orange cack designed to rot your innards and wash down beefburgers to kill Scottish people

Bass Shandy

[ThickAndCreamy]

Piss poor form of alcohol for fish lovers.

The Milky Way

[Ginyard]

Often confused with chocolate, its our spiral galaxy

Gene Wilder

[the midnight watch baboon]

One of the funny Genes I think not the big grumpy one


Ejaculating

[Jemble Fred]

Expelling your potential.

Mel Smith

[El Unicornio, mang]

A rotund comedian from the 80s who ate Wispa bars

Shakin Stevens

[Ginyard]

A curious 80s pop star who these days looks like Richard Hatch.

Garack from Deep Space Nine

[the midnight watch baboon]

Clueless, but probably has skin issues



Your reflection

[Turgid Bosun]

It looks a bit like me, but facing the opposite way and more enigmatic

Zen Buddhism

[Cerys]

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My nose

[The Boston Crab]

A nightmare of an olfactory factory's olfactory nightmare.

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Bacon.

[Zero Gravitas]

Probably some sort of big jar, probably not worth confirming that.

Sandpit

[Ginyard]

The almight sarlacc's pope in rome.

The easter early morning lie-in ruining bastard bunny