You have ten seconds to describe...

[Cerys]

The easter early morning lie-in ruining bastard bunny

Cute, fluffy, and soon-to-be deceased.

The moon

[Jemble Fred]

A Boosh character, I think.

Spike Milligan

[the midnight watch baboon]

Time-travelling Ripper-offerer of Flanimals


Going to the cinema to see a film you don't really want to

[Cerys]

A reasonably good way of getting laid.

Ducks.

[Zero Gravitas]

Water fowl, popular with grannies and children but more often than not smeared in their own shit, a bit like grannies and children.

Crying

[Cerys]

Release of salty water from the lachrymal glands, often used by annoying, hypocritical women as a means of getting their own way.

Bagpipes

[the midnight watch baboon]

Octopuses' equivalent of blow-up dolls, ahhhhh!


VAN GOGH

[Cerys]

Anagram of 'hang gov', and an artist who had no faith in politics, and so cut his ear off for some reason.

Belgium

[Ginyard]

Not France

Venn diagrams

[Cerys]

Circles and shit.

Gloves

[the midnight watch baboon]

Friends to murderers and poo-dodgers alike.

Yorkshire

[Ginyard]

Rhymes with 'pork, dear'

Aliens

[Cerys]

Plural of 'alien'

Alien

[the midnight watch baboon]

Southerner in North Yorks

Nicolas Cage

[Jemble Fred]

My neighbour.

Electropop.

[Cerys]

Carbonated soft drink that can defibrillate.

Defibrillation

[Ginyard]

A word most effective when rapping about hearts

monkey nuts

[the midnight watch baboon]

childhood snacks that make you ill eventually


Cousins, come to visit

[Cerys]

Motivation for the phrase 'no court in the land would convict you'

Velociraptor

[the midnight watch baboon]

fucking ACE at cycling dinosaur.


Ducks

[Cerys]

Water fowl, popular with grannies and children but more often than not smeared in their own shit, a bit like grannies and children.

Repetition

[Jemble Fred]

An error rarely made by Sir Clement Freud.

Emma Freud

[Cerys]

Thinking man's brioche.

Vicente Sanchis guitars

[Ginyard]

Vicente Gomez might have liked them

slippers

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

Home Shoes

Smashing

[Ginyard]

An act of rage

Humphrey Cushion

[Sexton Brackets Drugbust]

Milk Thief Seat Padding

A Jig

[Cerys]

Amnesia

[Zero Gravitas]

[Repentia]

clever conceptual joke that uses WYSIWYG to get a result that can't in fact be seen


The sound of towels being packed into a washing machine.