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[mook]

Underrated actor good at playing quirky oddballs.


Burping and doing a bit of sick.

The first part of my wake up routine.


Bib tap.

[sirarthur]

Unconventional baby repairs.

A fez.

[Galeee]

probably the only item of clothing in the world worn more than jeans


tongue rolling

[petula dusty]

the sign of a genius


Play-Doh

[mook]

Plasticine for dyslexics.


Diazepam.

[Jemble Fred]

New Spanish sitcom starring Shrek star Cameron and West Country poet Mrs Ayres.

Quote Unquote

[Cerys]

Trappist monk Chinese whispers

Webcams

[sirarthur]

Engine parts for spiders.

Sheaths.

[petula dusty]

What someone from the North East does every morning


Deodorant

[Cerys]

Symbiotic species which dwells in armpits

Joan of Arc

[Jemble Fred]

Devil worshipping French harlot.

Betelgeuse

[Serge]

Where Ford Prefect and Zaphod Beeblebrox hail from (approximately).

Cave dwellers

[sirarthur]

Nick's lodgers.

Windscreen wipers

[the midnight watch baboon]

What's the point, I don't have a dscreen?


BACKING VOCALS

[the midnight watch baboon]

Not very popular, really

Weathermen's ties

[Cerys]

Invariably used in kinky sex games

Watercress

[the midnight watch baboon]

Pond weed for sandwiches


Horses

[mook]

terrifyingly tall future dog food.



slide rules.

[the midnight watch baboon]

1. No pissing



Milfy neighbours

[Jemble Fred]

The name of this year's Big Brother winner.

The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy

[mook]

in certain versions might contain a squeaky voiced yank bird.


areolae

[HappyTree]

Beside the point

Dusty Bin

[Cerys]

A bizarre and terrifying spawn of Osama and Gozongas

Snot

[Galeee]

opposite of tis

angel delight