You have ten seconds to describe...

[Zero Gravitas]

'thrup'

Nail Clippers

[Repentia]

torture device that simulates drunkeness with scissors and makes cats run for cover and hide under the sofa


Diet, Caffeine-free Cherry Coca Cola

[Rowlands]

Piss.

Me.

[Jemble Fred]

Good in 'Carry On At Your Convenience'.

Incest.

[Zero Gravitas]

The true meaning behind "I'll give you something to cry about!"

80s heavy metal when played backwards.

[HappyTree]

Homicide-inciting devil worship that sounds better this way round.

Peter André

[Repentia]

Bloke famous for something or other who married some girl famous for her tits and then famously got divorced famously if we count being on the cover of supermarket checkout magazines all the time as being famous. Or is he a tennis player?


A black cat in a pitch black room with no lights, that isn't there.

[Ginyard]

Schrodinger's lost something lucky.

Scrumping

[El Unicornio, mang]

Something to do with apples

Star Trek

[Cerys]

60s sci-fi in which William Shatner shagged a green bird.

Pterodactyl

[Ginyard]

Flying dinosaur that has 'terror' in the name. scary.

Brontosaurus.......skin boots

[HappyTree]

...

Basil Brush

[Ginyard]

The name of my son's toothbrush

Thrush

[Cerys]

A small bird with a penchant for making women itchy.

The Dalai Lama

[El Unicornio, mang]

Bald chilled out dude who likes wearing orange clothes

Underpants

[HappyTree]

Everyone is naked under them except for Alan Partridge

Asylum seekers

[chocky909]

Australian pop-folk group in straitjackets.

Gourmet Jelly Beans.

[ThickAndCreamy]

E number consumption for affluent adults.

Newcastle

[Cerys]

One of several places, none of which has a new castle.

Giraffes

[gmoney]

Long necked spotty cute things

ED-209

[Cerys]

Too harsh, even for Detroit.

Tags

[chocky909]

^ CHECK OUT THIS DUNCE

Pixar

[the midnight watch baboon]

Prrof that Scientology is right.


SHARKS

[hummingofevil]

Long-toothed ergonomic death machines (aquatic).

Gays.

[HappyTree]

Have statistically larger penises than straights.

Axl Rose

[Serge]

Anagram of 'oral sex'

Herne Bay

[Jemble Fred]

Anagram of 'Hy Beaner'

Thursdays

[Lord Mandrake]

Statistically the most likely day of the week..


Jupiter

[Jemble Fred]

A singular panel game team captain.

Muppets.

[Lord Mandrake]

Anthropomorphic foam creatures manipulated by skilled Muppeteers for the entertainment of youth.


Glass