Sex is boring.

[Repentia]

Incest is relatively boring.
Necrophilia is dead boring.
Sex with a midget is a little boring.
Sex with a perpetual motion machine is impossibly boring.


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[Cerys]

Sex with Victor Meldrew is unbelievably boring.

[Repentia]

Sex with bilinguals is understandably boring.

[gmoney]

Sex with a drunk is staggeringly boring

[dandoystevski]

Sex with a Conservative minority is interminably boring

[dandoystevski]

Sex with John Prescott is hugely boring

Sex with Ian Hislop is a cunt

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Sex with termites is wood boring.

[massive bereavement]

Sex in a deep excavation filled with water is well boring.

[Ja'moke]

Sex with a mental patient is insanely boring.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Sex on a mountain is highly boring.

[massive bereavement]

Sex with virgins is bloody boring.

[imitationleather]

Sex with Catholic Priests is childishly boring.

[dandoystevski]

Sex with an atheist bus campaign is probably boring

Sex with a reserve banking system is fractionally boring

[Johnny Textface]

Sex with Albert Einstein in relatively boring.

Sex with me is fucking boring.

[Ginyard]

Sex on an AMD computer is Phenomenally boring

[gmoney]

Sex with Mr Kipling is exceedingly boring

[massive bereavement]

Sex with an array of bytes is a bit boring.

[PAGATRON]

Then you're all not doing it right.

[Depressed Beyond Tables]

Sex between the blind sounds boring.

[Cambrian Times]

Sex with celebrities is famously boring.

[Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth]

Sex on a glass bed is clearly boring.

[Ginyard]

Sex in an abbatoir is bloody boring.

[actwithoutwords]

Sex with the commander of the Luftwaffe is Goering.

[peet]

Sex with Eugene Terreblanche's mutilated corpse is boering.

[Ginyard]

Sex with the rain is pouring.

[levitica]

Gay sex between pigs is boaring.

[Johnny Textface]

Sex on a 747 is boeing.

[sirarthur]

Sex with Zebedee is Boiiiing!!

[Johnny Yesno]

Sex on an oil rig is deeply boring

[thehungerartist]

Sex with a South African farmer's arse is Boer ring.

C'mon, the good ones have been done already!