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Sex is boring.

Started by Repentia, May 07, 2010, 08:58:07 PM

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Retinend

#30
May 10, 2010, 01:18:08 PM
Quote from: Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth on May 07, 2010, 09:32:37 PM
Sex with termites is wood boring.

chortle

sex on a camping trip is intensely boring

massive bereavement

#31
May 10, 2010, 10:05:45 PM
Kinky sex involving a lobotomy is mind numbingly boring.

the midnight watch baboon

#32
May 10, 2010, 10:10:11 PM
Sex with chewing gum is Extra boring.

massive bereavement

#33
May 10, 2010, 10:25:24 PM
Sex among the dead is gravely boring.

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

#34
May 10, 2010, 10:26:33 PM
Quote from: massive bereavement on May 10, 2010, 10:05:45 PM
Kinky sex involving a lobotomy is mind numbingly boring.
Rim shot!

(And when I say rim...)

Rob_Saunders

#35
June 15, 2010, 08:18:57 PM
Sex when on the road is touring

padougy

#36
June 30, 2010, 05:34:06 PM
Sex when tying up a boat at a dock is mooring.

Whug Baspin

#37
June 30, 2010, 05:49:50 PM
Sex with tiles glued to your genitals is flooring.

Big Jack McBastard

#38
July 01, 2010, 04:41:03 PM
Sex with Osama Bin Laden is terrifyingly boring.

Big Jack McBastard

#39
July 01, 2010, 04:41:26 PM
Sex with a ghost is frightfully boring.

the midnight watch baboon

#40
July 01, 2010, 04:51:55 PM
Sex with someone you really fancy and can't get over the fact they're actually shagging you is Phhhhhwooooar!-ing

Lord Mandrake

#41
July 17, 2010, 11:45:10 PM
Anal sex with a former presidential candidate and enviromentalist is Al Gore's ring

Galeee

#42
July 18, 2010, 12:52:22 PM
sex with a sadist is painfully boring

actwithoutwords

#43
July 18, 2010, 01:35:02 PM
Sex with an athiest is unbelievably boring.

actwithoutwords

#44
July 18, 2010, 01:35:47 PM
Sex with a fatalist is inevitably boring.

the midnight watch baboon

#45
July 18, 2010, 04:34:46 PM
Sex with Brian Wilson is oh-bor-bor-bor-bor-boring

Lord Mandrake

#46
July 19, 2010, 12:57:50 AM
Sex with mobsters is notoriously boring.

actwithoutwords

#47
July 20, 2010, 12:48:32 AM
Sex after a vasectomy is inconceivably boring.

GentlePalms

#48
July 20, 2010, 01:56:14 AM
Sex with a nihilist isn't boring.

thehungerartist

#49
July 21, 2010, 03:00:29 PM
Sex with a dumbwaiter is boring on two levels.

non capisco

#50
July 24, 2010, 09:57:52 PM
Sex with Judge John is indeed boring

Pie Pie Eater

#51
July 28, 2010, 01:48:15 PM
Sex in a swimming pool is chlorine.

ColonelVolestrangler

#52
August 06, 2010, 04:08:24 PM
Sex with the chemical symbol B is boron.

AsparagusTrevor

#53
August 09, 2010, 03:59:28 PM
Sex with a lawn is sodding boring.

Sex with an old telephone is bbbrrrring.

Old Sally Fuckbottom

#54
August 10, 2010, 10:14:25 PM
Sex with a malt loaf is Soreen.

sirhenry

#55
August 11, 2010, 09:57:13 PM
Sex with jelly and custard is a trifle boring.

Blue Jam

#56
August 20, 2010, 08:39:51 PM
Sex with a surrealist is fish

sirhenry

#57
August 20, 2010, 08:45:36 PM
Sex with a frog is a tad boring.

Blue Jam

#58
August 20, 2010, 08:49:12 PM
Sex with a model of the atom is Bohring.

AsparagusTrevor

#59
August 20, 2010, 10:19:13 PM
Sex with a geneticist is phenome-enally boring.
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