Made-up film titles

[Santa's Boyfriend]

One of those games that appears every so often on this site:  Come up with a film or tv show title, but this time provide no explanation as to what it is.  One per post.

First one:

Bananageddon

[lipsink]

Sausage Person

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Rape Movie
3D Turtle vs. Giant Ponzi Scheme
Arsenal vs. Chelsea
Chernobyl: The Musical
1998

[TotalNightmare]

Nietzsche's Creature Feature

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

When Harry Met Saruman

[ThickAndCreamy]

Torch and the Battery Brigade

[Subtle Mocking]

No Coventry For Old Men

[Delete Delete Delete]

Herbie Gets Herpes

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Five Get Pissed In Rhyl

[Artemis]

Auschwitz 2: No Survivors
Since 1945, a secret band of underground nazis have been studying their downfall and planning; regrouping. Leader Rik Triffin believes the time has come, the weapons accumulated and the passion at boiling point, all leading to an act of unspeakable revenge. The question is, where will they strike first? (12A, 90m, Contains sustained threat and Jewdity)

The Girl With The Wagon Achoo!
Following the amazing life of a girl who travels the world on a horse and cart, and can't stop sneezing. (PG, 236m, Contains bodily peril)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Haha, good ones Artemis.

Jeanswear On Elm Street
Fascinating biopic of local denim retailer.

[gmoney]

Avatar 2: Personal Text

Roger Ebert's Face

Gary Sparrow: A Man For All Time

Dr PagicalBabbior's Magical Abattoir

[Subtle Mocking]

Menswe@r On Elm Street
Not-so-fascinating biopic of failed 90s Britpop band on a visit to Cardiff

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Aldridge
Biopic of Scouse twat played by Jamie Foxx.

[Whug Baspin]

Meat House

[Artemis]

Then This Happened
A comprehensive study of cause and effect. 126m (Rotten Tomatoes: 31%. Verdict: Reptitive)

[Gradual Decline]

Geoff 2

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Right Turn
Short uneventful movie where 6 teenagers on a road-trip in the Midwest successfully arrive at their destination.

[Subtle Mocking]

Withnail and II
Largely unsuccessful sequel.

[Artemis]

Withnail and II
Largely unsuccessful sequel.

Great one!

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Aye, Aye, Claudius
Surprising Roman nautical development on a theme.

[Cold Meat Platter]

Chopperforce vs. Whitey

BANG!

Scud Party

[gmoney]

Right Turn Clyde
Documentary about the third longest river in Scotland and it's surprising angles. Narrated by Clint Eastwood and an orangutan.

[Artemis]

Spread Eagle
Charting the promiscuous adventures of a renegade group of rogue Accipitridaes. (18)

Let Us Prey
Rumblings of disonctent in a rural monastery leads to catastrophe. Frocks are exchanged for shocks in this tense thriller. Starring Mel Gibson, and Christ.

[Slaaaaabs]

'Nam Babies

[Subtle Mocking]

Mr Strangelove MSc
Largely unsuccessful prequel.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Every Which Way Butt Loose
Religious domestic saga.

[Subtle Mocking]

The Piano 2: The Bontempi Years

[Artemis]

Tsunami Watersports
Champion surfer Greg Hart takes on his biggest challenge yet - watch him ride the world's biggest wave while dodging rocks and victims. (NOTE: Not to be confused with a pornographic feature of the same name in which thoughts turn to urination in the event of impending disaster).

[Subtle Mocking]

1941 2: 1942