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Made-up film titles

Started by Santa's Boyfriend, May 13, 2010, 10:40:11 AM

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Rum Job

Fucking Over

The Gary Gibbon Trilogy

The Girl with the Widescreen Mouth

Capturing the McCanns

Artemis


gmoney


TotalNightmare


Artemis

Quote from: TotalNightmare on May 13, 2010, 04:55:55 PM
Barely Legal Eagles

Sounds like a sequal to my previous suggestion!

TotalNightmare

You were my inspiration!

(read as theft)

Slaaaaabs


Snakes on a Train unsuccessful prequel

The Christ Embassy first in a series of high charged political/action/adventure thrillers

Ten Good Reasons movie based on Jason Donovan's debut chart topper.

Oliver not the musical but a gentle biopic about Oliver Postgate. Made by smallfilms.



gmoney

The Original Interracial Odd Buddy Couple Movie
Starring Ving Rhames and John Walters

lipsink

What Happens On Vacation...Stays On Vacation! starring Matthew McConaughey

SIM Card by John Woo

Oh, and the political thriller Watched Kettle


Blumf

Carry On Molesting That Camel
Saucy hi-jinks

Subtle Mocking


Artemis

The Red Door II: The Green Door
The colour blind may find it a bit samey.

Subtle Mocking


Subtle Mocking

Three Men and a Sullen Teenager

Batteries Included (like Batteries Not included, but the Aliens are dildos and its a porno)

S*M*A*S*H* (inferior remake of M*A*S*H*)

Artemis

12 Pretty Seriously Miffed Gents (A British reworking of the classic Hollywood movie)

Subtle Mocking

P*O*T*A*T*O*E*S*
Inferior prequel

Ballad of Ballard Berkley

Sister Sledge
Rambunctious comedy biopic of Jamaica's first all-female tobogganing team. Starring Whoopi Goldberg and a bunch of loveable racial stereotypes.

Sister Sledge 2: The Wrath of Chaka Khan
More of the same only with more dancing and an ill-fitting sci-fi element.

Ballad of Ballard Berkley

Cue the Winged Serpent
Heartwarming family comedy about a hapless dragon trying to make it in Hollywood.

Ballad of Ballard Berkley

Woodyat! The Story of Adam Woodyat

Mega Hat Vs. Giant Haystacks

The Englishman Who Came Down a Hill and Shat in a Shrubbery

How Belgium Got its Groove Back

The Class of Ku Klux High

gmoney

Throwing Baby Out With The Bathwater!
Screwball family comedy starring Steve Martin, Ice Cube, Cedric The Entertainer, David Spade, Queen Latifah, Eugene Levy and Marlon Wayans' face transplanted onto a baby's head.

Cold Meat Platter

Last Mango in Paris

Paris of Troy has a series of exotic fruit inserted into his anus by Helen. The subsequent removal of the fruit goes like clockwork until the final mango. This is it's story.

eggminge



mycroft


alan nagsworth

One Flew Over The Cotswolds

Lee

Tomorrow

(Prequel to The Day After Tomorrow.)

TotalNightmare