Wimblemong 2010 Round 1: The Boston Crab vs dredd

[Rowlands]

Would it be at all possible to cast a vote in favour of The Boston Crab?

[The Region Legion]

Boston Crab.

[Mythical Wet Patch]

Boston Crab. Though my favourite thing in the entire match was Lonesome Gregg.

[alcoholic messiah]

The Boston Crab made my billy go the biggest.

[Johnny Yesno]

TBC.











Okay, I've confirmed it: The Boston Crab

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

TBC.

Gah, I was dying to find a way of crowbarring a TBC joke in here somehow.











Okay, I've confirmed it: The Boston Crab

[kittens]

BOSTON

[Mr_Simnock]

Boston Crab has clawed his way to my vote

[copylight]

dredd but tbc will win this anyway.

[Cerys]

dredd, for the amount 'a nation mourns' made me laugh.

[Small Man Big Horse]

The Boston Crab.

[rudi]

Crabber

[Cambrian Times]

The Boston Crab

[Kishi the Bad Lampshade]

Crab sidles his way into Round 2.

[The Boston Crab]

Good game, dredd. I didn't leave you with much with my second, which seemed a thing of minimalist beauty when I was boggle-eyed with tiredness and seemed like pure laziness the next day.

[dredd]

 Well done Crab, it was always going to be an uphill battle after that serve. My other idea was a "The Wire" themed Fighting Fantasy book (you ARE the Mayor of Baltimore) which would have been somewhat less obtuse.
Alternative second, bonus mong:

Sketch of infamous "jousting on tortoiseback" idea, deemed too wacky and beyond my monging capabilities:

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Hahaha.

Honour in defeat, my friend. That's what you've earned.