Wimblemong 2010 Round 1: alcoholic messiah Vs Miles

[alcoholic messiah]

*BOOM-BAP*

[rudi]

Ooooooh

[alan nagsworth]

Sensational.

[Cerys]

What ^they^ said.

[Artemis]

Just to say I've had a nod from Kishi to take over on this one and replace Miles. Fuck knows how I'm going to return a shot like that - it's a bit out of my league to be honest, but I'll give it a bash. Hope to have it up in a day or two :)

[rudi]

Hope to have it up in a day or two :)

I know how that feels.

[AsparagusTrevor]

Holy shite, that's a hell of a serve.

[alan nagsworth]

Where the hell is Miles?!

[alcoholic messiah]

Thanks for stepping in Artemis. I'm looking forward to your return. Good luck!

[HAYRDRYAH]

Tip: if you have 2 accounts, don't have them both volunteer for the same Photoshop contest. You might end up playing yourself

(Wild speculation based on the quality of the serve, but there you go)

[alcoholic messiah]

HAYRDRYAH's superior sleuthing skills have unmasked my skullduggery.

At this time, I'd like to take the opportunity to apologise unreservedly for besmirching the integrity of this grand competition. I only hope that, in time, you can forgive my transgressions. I hereby resign from the tournament with immediate effect.

Spoiler alert

Or alternatively, you're a fuckwit! Miles withdrew yesterday, graciously allowing someone else to compete in his place. If he wishes to explain why to you personally, I'm sure he will.

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Spoiler alert

I AM WATCHING YOU.

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[Artemis]

* WHACK! *

[Small Man Big Horse]

Haha, tis an excellent return Sir!

[alcoholic messiah]

Nice!

[Artemis]

Nice!

Thanks :) Trying to respond to your superb first shot was a proper struggle, but an enjoyable one!

[alan nagsworth]

Haha that's a great return. Especially since Brucey looks like he's been snapped being lead into a courthouse looking disgruntled and feverish. :)

[rudi]

Ha ha! Oh you...

[The Boston Crab]

Really funny idea. I didn't have a clue how you'd respond.

[alcoholic messiah]

*WOOF*

[small_world]

CAn I pick a winner now?

'Roo rame roo rame' indeed.

[Artemis]

** NNNNRGHH!! **

[Ginyard]

Haha, love the last one. Artemis

[Mythical Wet Patch]

Artemis for me on the strength of the last one.

[Cerys]

Artemis.

[Cambrian Times]

Artemis

[actwithoutwords]

alcoholic messiah for that cracking serve.

[The Boston Crab]

Art's first and alcy's second are both fucking brilliant. I think Art's second just pips alcy's serve, though.

Probably my favourite game of the round.

[GoochDogHigh5s]

Artemis
For the 2nd one

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

alcoholic messiah just wins for me. great match though, glad Artemis got involved!

[Lookalike Mark Chapman]

alcoholic messiah edges it, another brilliant match.