Wimblemong Round 3: AsparagusTrevor vs. Fawwaz

[AsparagusTrevor]

* thwadack *



Finger right on the pulse, me.

[copylight]

I feel honoured to have been beaten by your engorged monging skills AT. Now that's a serve!

[rudi]

Yeah baby!

[Fawwaz]

Nicely done.

I've got a lot on (wedding to plan), so I might be a couple of days if that's alright.

[alan nagsworth]

Bloody great. AT's monging style is, to my eye, one of the most pleasing of this year's tournament. Fucking spot on.

[Cerys]

Excellent!

[Kishi the Bad Lampshade]

Fawwy?

[Artemis]

Haha, really good stuff!

[Fawwaz]

Fawwy?

I'm sorry, it's just too hectic - I won't have a free minute until Monday. I think I'll have to retire, and let the highest scoring loser take my place. I really enjoyed the contest though and wish Trevor all the best.

[AsparagusTrevor]

No worries mate, planning weddings you need all the time you can get.

So, anyone want to step in?

[Kishi the Bad Lampshade]

Wah, we seem to have had a spate of early retirements this year. It's something about you Trev, you been poisoning your competitors?

By my calculations those in line to the throne of this game are 1) Mythical Wet Patch 2) SMBH 3) Rowlands. Also possibly ziggy as he is a traditionally high-placing competitor in previous competitions?

[Rowlands]

Aaaaaaaah I lost by a larger margin than the first two BUT significantly more people voted in my match than in the others. Not that that means anything. Joking aside, I'm up for it if t'other two aren't.

[Pie Pie Eater]

The ratios are nice-

Rowlands   lost 12:6
MWP          lost 13:6 
SMBH         lost 14:6

[chocky909]

Aw bloody hell Fawwaz. That's a shame. Could you not just reply on Monday? My match has only just started so it's not like you'd be holding the whole round up.

[Small Man Big Horse]

If no one else wants to play, I'm more than happy to.

Edit: Just read Rowlands post. Erm, I really don't mind. But I'd like to point out that I have no life and so will be able to respond quite quickly. :)

[copylight]

Let me have another chance at getting beaten again, please!

[alan nagsworth]

FUCKING HELL LADS

[ziggy starbucks]

someone play someone at something for flips sake, time is ticking away. I would but I lost 18-2.

18-2!

[Kishi the Bad Lampshade]

In the interests of speed, SMBH can play, since he is second in line to the throne and has volunteered.

[Small Man Big Horse]

Yay! I'll try and make my move tonight, as I've little planned...

[Small Man Big Horse]

*KNOCKEDOUTQUICKLYASIPROMISEDTODOITTODAY!!!*

[AsparagusTrevor]

Haha nice one! I'll try and get my return done in the next couple of days.

[alcoholic messiah]

Wha' gwan 'ere den?

[AsparagusTrevor]

*SATIRE*

[Rowlands]

Arthur Matthews is 'Munchious' on Twitter. TERRIBLE.

Actually no, that's really, really rather good.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

'Arf!

And indeed, nice work.

[Small Man Big Horse]

*SOOOOOOOMETHING*

[Rowlands]

Asparagus Trevor, but ONLY because of the injustice of my not being chosen to take Fawwaz's place (But then what more would you expect from the DRUNK WITH POWER CORRUPT RIGGER who is running this tournament). And because Trevor's second shot was teriff.

[alan nagsworth]

As much as I love Trev's opener, I have to vote for Small Horse Big Cock as his return was more on the mark of irrational rage, and also his cheap fancy dress god was a great inclusion.

[DocDaneeka]

Sparagus. But both were great.