Who do you consider to be pleasing to the eye? (the guilt baps years)

[Cerys]

I'm sure you can all come up with your own "cock stroker" gags.

That's a hen.  Not sure if that makes it better :)

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Noomi Rapace who plays Lisbeth from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Such harsh features. Such a tender, impulsive...incredibly intelligent character in that film.



I probably join quite a long list of admirers. She probably doesn't have it in real life (or at least it would be bloody weird if she did), but that huge dragon tattoo on her back was amazing! And I utterly hate them, nearly all the time.

What's going on? Apart from me being a perv...I mean seriously...

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Alex Jones's BANGERS on The One Show right now. And Karen Gillan with her messy hair. Oh, lordy-lordy-doo-dah-ding-dong-day.

EDIT - And now she's dressed as Lara Croft!

Thanks for that! Would never normally watch The One Show.  And the two of them wrestling in batter at the end was even better.*


* This may have happened only on my internal iplayer

[buttgammon]

In a very good mood here so it's Xmas come early.











And need I mention the (not necessarily for long but who knows WTF is happening right now) Aussie PM?



Excluding anyone associated with Neighbours, she's one of the hottest living Australians! Yeah, she's literally old enough to be my mother but so what?

[Big Jack McBastard]

Top girl is Top Girl.

[thecuriousorange]

That's a hen.  Not sure if that makes it better :)

I'd like to be something that she lays on a daily basis.

[Blumf]

A cable?

[Retinend]

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thedudette/nostalgia-chick

she reviews mostly old films. Some annoying bits, some entertaining commentary but she is very foxy as well. The two part showgirls one is definitely worth seeing.

[thecuriousorange]

Kate Beckinsale



 

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

...has no distinguishing feature?

[Cerys]

Have we had Tim Minchin yet?

[AsparagusTrevor]

I haven't.

[Cerys]

Well, me neither - but I'd hardly run away screaming.  Partly because I can't run, admittedly, but hey.

[Blumf]

Wouldn't you be bothered by him nicking your mascara? (or is the plan to steal his, and the lure of free make-up is what attracts you?)

[VegaLA]

Crikey! Riya Sen is looking hotter these days.

[Cerys]

Wouldn't you be bothered by him nicking your mascara? (or is the plan to steal his, and the lure of free make-up is what attracts you?)

I don't wear mascara - or indeed any make-up these days.  He can rifle through my old stuff[nb]Fnarr[/nb] if he likes,

[Blumf]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1305469/Konnie-Huq-opens-romance-Charlie-Brooker-poses-smouldering-shoot.html


You know, I actually don't like that, too much slap. I much prefer her looking more normal and everyday.

Kelly Brook's like that too, all the 'glamour' shoots make her look rough, but in the everyday pictures she's sexy.

[Jake Thingray]

If this link works, it's Fel;icity Devonshire, a 1970's soft porn star and early Page Three girl.

{img]http://img177.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=78099_devonshphotoplayoct74_123_432lo.jpg#[/img]

[Jake Thingray]

Oh well, technology baffles me again.

[CaledonianGonzo]

^ Exceptionally NSFW link, folks.

[Blumf]

I wouldn't say 'Exceptionally', in fact, it's barely NSFW. No nips or bits, just a bit of side boob. The average page 3 has more on show.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

I think he means the ads.

RE: Kate Beckinsale - I'm fairly sure she's had a lot of work done - I'm sure she didn't look like that in her early career.

[CaledonianGonzo]

I wouldn't say 'Exceptionally', in fact, it's barely NSFW. No nips or bits, just a bit of side boob. The average page 3 has more on show.

Though it is surrounded by pictures of ladies with willies in their mouths...

Edit:  Indeed, Monsieur Sexwhale.

[Jake Thingray]

Sorry about that, it honestly wasn't deliberate.

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Why do that to Konnie Huq? She's really cute as-is. Plus it's slightly disappointing that she does stuff like that rather than being above it.

[Spiteface]

Kelly Brook's like that too, all the 'glamour' shoots make her look rough, but in the everyday pictures she's sexy.

Hearing her speak is an instant de-boner as well, I find.  Talking of Brook, very disappointed with her recent Playboy shoot, but then Playboy is little more than the Disney of porn anyway.

[The Boston Crab]

Yeah. She's got the smallest 'big tits' I've ever seen, know what I mean? They're kind of deflated.

No offence, Kel.

[Blumf]

Hearing her speak is an instant de-boner as well, I find.

Not an issue for me, all I want to do is fuck her brains out...    oh.

[Spiteface]

  Yeah. She's got the smallest 'big tits' I've ever seen, know what I mean? They're kind of deflated.
 
  No offence, Kel.
 

That was the other thing I noticed about the Playboy shoot - shrinkage, although that's been happening over the last few years.

Distinct lack of BANGERS here (NSFW, obviously)

Compared with...



She's lost a lot of weight.  It kinda bugged me that she was held up as some kind of shining example of "Curves" (she was just someone with nice boobs that wasn't quite as skinny as some other birds), but look at that playboy shoot, she's really skinny (could be photoshop/airbrushing, but I noticed it in other photos as well).

[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

Well I'm glad I can see them, even if you can't.