Thomas The _____ Engine

[weekender]

A hilarious game I invented today.  You can play too!

Q. What's blue and holds all your money?
A. Thomas the

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Bank

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Q. What's blue and smells?
A. Thomas the

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Rank

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Q. What's blue and gives you a chequebook and pen?
A. Thomas the

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Blankety Blank

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Over to you...

[Consignia]

Q: What's Jew and provides transport on the Isle of Sodor?
A: Thomas the

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Anne Frank

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[The Boston Crab]

Q. What's blue and is you, your family and friends and everyone you know?
A. Thomas the

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Cunt

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[AsparagusTrevor]

Q: What do you call a train from Manchester:
A: Thomas the

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Manc

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Jason Statham's new movie in which he has to continuously ride trains to keep his heart going:
Thomas the

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Crank

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[Consignia]

Q: What's blue and yellow, but not actually yellow at all?
A: Thomas the

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Coalition

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Q: What's blue and a cunt?
A: Thomas the

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Boston Crab

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Q: What brown and asking for 10p for a cup of tea?
A: Toby the

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Tramp

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[Old Nehamkin]

Q: What do you call a French, white train?
A: Thomas the

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blanc

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Q: What do you call a train made of defunct French currency?
A: Thomas the

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franc

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[AsparagusTrevor]

Q: What do you call an armoured train with a mounted gun and caterpillar tracks?
A: Thomas the

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Tank

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[koeman]

Q: What's blue and trying to give up drugs?
A: Thomas the

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Talk to Frank

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[CaledonianGonzo]

Q: What's blue and provided the voice for Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and other Looney Tunes cartoon characters?
A: Thomas the

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Mel Blanc

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[koeman]

Q: What's blue and is a very funny Youtube clip from the Saturday Night Armistice?
A: Thomas the

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Hilarious Monkhouse Prank

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[Gradual Decline]

Q: What's blue, full-bodied and goes well with smoked fish?
A: Thomas the

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Pinot blanc

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[The Boston Crab]

Q. What's blue and square?
A. Rupert the

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Fridge

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[thepuffpastryhangman]

Q. What's blue, and singularly runs on chocolate caramel wafer biscuits?

A. Thomas the

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Tunnock's

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[The Boston Crab]

Q. What's blue and is GALLIC FIVE.
A. Thaomas the

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CINQ

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[thepuffpastryhangman]

Q. What's blue with a clumsy chopper?

A. Thomas the

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Careful With That Axe

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[Doctor Stamen]

Q. What's blue and plays guitar?
A. Thomas the

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Hank Marvin

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[The Boston Crab]

Q. What's green and fucked my uncle?
A.

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Gay Gordon

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[AsparagusTrevor]

Q: What's blue and an Egyptian heirglyphic character?
A: Thomas the

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Ankh

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Q: What's blue and is very straightforward in its opinions?
A: Thomas the

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Frank

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Q: What's blue and darkens the skin of characters from Street Fighter and Tekken?
A: Thomas the

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Tan Ken Jin

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_{sorry about that last one}

[An tSaoi]

Q. What do you call an S&M train?
A. Thomas the

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Spank

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Q. Which train runs on propane?
A. Thomas the

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Hank

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I tell you what!

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Q. What do you call the internal combustion machine that powers your car?
A. Thomas the

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[actwithoutwords]

Q: What do you call a train who likes to smoke weed?
A: Thomas the

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Dank

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[AsparagusTrevor]

Q: What do you call a thankful German train?
A: Thomas the

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Danke Schön

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[Herbert Ashe]

Q. What train's blue and fought in ancient Greece?
A. Thomas the

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Phalanx

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[easytarget]

Q. What train's blue and also a knife that is used in prison?
A: Thomas the

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shank

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Q. What train's blue and hypothetical and reversible?
A: Thomas the

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Carnot

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[CaledonianGonzo]

Q: What's blue and is confronted live on The Word by Mark Lamarr over the homophobic content of his reggae music?
A: Thomas the

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Shabba Ranks

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Shabba!

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[Shoulders?-Stomach!]

What wanks and wanks and wanks and wanks and wanks?

Thomas The

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Tank

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[weekender]

Shoulders, with all our history, I can't believe you've degraded what had the potential to be my most amazing thread ever on CaB with a wanking comment.

Honestly, I'm leaving this board etc.

[Father O`Blivion]

Q. What was blue and could theoretically perform complex calculations?
A. Thomas the

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Difference

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[Cambrian Times]

What's blue and is found near the BFI and the National Theatre?

Thomas the

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South Bank

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What's blue and very skinny?

Thomas the

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lanky

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[Cerys]

What's blue and Polish?

Thomas the

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Gdansk

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[Blue Jam]

What's blue?

Terry The

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Shanks

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