Pimp My Remote

[Blumf]

I dun gone a new universal remote thing

Anyway, the important bit is that, for some reason, you can put a little slide shows on it. Just small 128X160 colour pictures. So I was wondering if you would like to put images on my remote, because it'd be madness to waste such a totally useful feature and currently the default is a bunch of pictures of what a marketing person thinks a family looks like.

Here's a template (the top bit is covered by some status bar thing and isn't seen)

[chocky909]

[tisonlyme]

[chocky909]

Is that an ejaculating leopard's\cheetah's/lion's\tiger's cock? You couldn't've made it the right size?

[tisonlyme]

Is that an ejaculating leopard's\cheetah's/lion's\tiger's cock? You couldn't've made it the right size?

nope and nope

[Blumf]

Ah Ha!

But I'm afraid you are disqualified on grounds of being wrong (both technically and morally) on the image size.

Chocky909 will be allowed although he too misses the mark by 8 pixels.

[tisonlyme]

creepy  now a person who writes some sort of sexual dysfunction joke thing is following me.

[Blumf]

You failed to check the 'No stalk' option on your profile, hence the rapid twit grep.

[HAYRDRYAH]

[chocky909]

8 pixels? What? How did that happen? I don't kame mistakes.

You failed to check the 'No stalk' option on your profile, hence the rapid twit grep.

See, this is why I hate the internet.

[HAYRDRYAH]

A slideshow, you say?

[Blumf]

Well done people, so far a roaring success. When you drop the remote onto the charger it goes into slide show mode and chocky909 will be pleased to know his mug pops up first, as my good lady wife discovered.

She was violently ill.

Keep 'em coming!

[Maybe Im Doing It Wrong]

You lunatic. Did you really spend £139 on a remote?

[Blumf]

You lunatic. Did you really spend £139 on a remote?

Nope, 40 quid as it was end of line, but they are very handy.

[alan nagsworth]

Is that an ejaculating leopard's\cheetah's/lion's\tiger's cock? You couldn't've made it the right size?

It's a cheese tampon up a ginger minge.