Four at a time, please!

[Recurring Villain]

Meanwhile, in Munich, Germany

[NoSleep]

the digested egg had

[Ginyard]

had the distinct pleasure

[the midnight watch baboon]

of bumping into Herr

[Jemble Fred]

James Last, the funky

[Puffin Chunks]

, rancid and frankly minging

[Johnny Textface]

egg expert of old

[Cerys]

Laaaandaaaan Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooown.  Quite what

[the midnight watch baboon]

, Londonshire, England.

[Johnny Textface]

An admittedly strange address,

[Cerys]

Like an ostrich with

[NoSleep]

no neck and webbed

[Gradual Decline]

eyelids. After lunch, James

[Cerys]

eviscerated another emperor penguin.

[Johnny Textface]

much to the delight

[Cerys]

of Alan Turing's grandmother

[Jemble Fred]

December 8th 1873 was

[Cerys]

National Anal Sex Day.

[Jemble Fred]

Her Majesty herself was

[Johnny Textface]

tight at first but

[Jemble Fred]

John Brown's woody was

[Cerys]

well lubricated and persuasive.

[Jemble Fred]

like a greasy caber

[Recurring Villain]

up a massive condom

[the midnight watch baboon]

; undulating like an anaesthetised

[Ginyard]

sweaty Hot Chip fan

[Cerys]

with absolutely no shame

[Ginyard]

the weather's turned shit

[Dead kate moss]

comedians funny. But how???

[Recurring Villain]

I'll tell you how.