::::: Big Brother 5 :::::

[Purple Tentacle]

I'm being forced to watch "Big Brother... what happened next" on Channel 4.

If they start playing Beethoven over the top I'm going to be in trouble......

[Margaret Thatcher]

Talk about flogging a dead horse.

[VorpalSword]

Talk about flogging a dead horse.

ah, come on, Beethoven's music still has some life in it yet..

[Margaret Thatcher]

Talk about flogging a dead horse.

ah, come on, Beethoven's music still has some life in it yet..

I'm talking about putting a camera in the faces of people who are boring, people who have nothing to say, who just crave attention, who have a need to be famous at any cost.

[Bogey]

I actually found it quite entertaining, on the whole.

[Neil]

I'm talking about putting a camera in the faces of people who are boring, people who have nothing to say, who just crave attention, who have a need to be famous at any cost.

Be careful you don't walk into a tree then, and make sure you get your best side.

[Margaret Thatcher]

I'm already very ugly and damaged thank you Neil.

Unlike the people on big brother who are amazingly attractive and the people who we should all take as role models, after all, they've been on television and are famous, how they can stand being near the general public anymore is beyond me.  Maybe Buckingham palace has a few spare rooms.

[Neil]

Unlike the people on big brother who are amazingly attractive and the people who we should all take as role models, after all, they've been on television and are famous, how they can stand being near the general public anymore is beyond me. Maybe Buckingham palace has a few spare rooms.

Aww, poor you, you display even more self-loathing than Jason.  

P.S. Have you lost the password to your other account or something?

[Margaret Thatcher]

My flat mate and I both share the same password since weve both been members on the previous board and since the change forgotten the details so we both decided to go ahead and share it so we cant both forget again, since its only a forum and nothing of any huge security risk.  And no im not self loathing, im just making a point Neil, lots of people seem to be more obsessed with tv personalities lives than their own.  

P.s if your scanning passwords and usernames, i suggest you maybe have a little too much time on your hands.  Go outside and have a look around, you might see some girls.

[greencalx]

Did anyone else think Dan on the train was uncannily similar to Steve Coogan's backstage bits in "The Man Who Thinks He's It"?

[no_offenc]

My flat mate and I both share the same password since weve both been members on the previous board and since the change forgotten the details so we both decided to go ahead and share it so we cant both forget again, since its only a forum and nothing of any huge security risk.  And no im not self loathing, im just making a point Neil, lots of people seem to be more obsessed with tv personalities lives than their own.  

P.s if your scanning passwords and usernames, i suggest you maybe have a little too much time on your hands.  Go outside and have a look around, you might see some girls.

Uh, he's the guy who runs the site.  Checking IPs and which users use them and whatnot is kind of what he does, y'know?

[Neil]

And no im not self loathing, im just making a point Neil, lots of people seem to be more obsessed with tv personalities lives than their own.  

Like fuck they are.  If you don't like Big Brother then bugger off and post your drivel in another thread, there's already a "Boycot BB" one for the fuckwits like you who like to be seen complaining about things that are popular.

P.s if your scanning passwords and usernames, i suggest you maybe have a little too much time on your hands.  Go outside and have a look around, you might see some girls.

Yeah good one, in actual fact I could tell you were clearly not a new member, so pressed the IP button and saw that you share the exact same IP with New World Order.

[notnotnatnats]

Poor Sonia has to share a house with Pauline Fowler, no wonder she's a bit tetchy.

[Neil]

Ah yes, "she" is so obsessed with TV personalites that she's even decided to go by the name of one.

[lactating man nips]

Being familiar with Hull it greatly amused me seeing Dan down walking down spring bank, and going to the lamp, haha excellent. I wish they would have shown us what Ahmed was up to instead of seeing more of the bloody predator.

[king mob]

There was far too much Michelle on that, it seemed to be an excuse to name the Star at any opportunity as well.
Stuart really has no spine does he?

Nadia has got annoying very quickly, the meeting with Hasslehoff was cringetastic.

Nice to see Shell in Glasgow, she seemed to get the mix right.Pocket some money & clear off back home to spend it unlike Jason who's just too bitter, yes he was treated badly but its over now.

So who will still be around in a year?

Apart from maybe Nadia, can't say any will really be remembered.

[dan dirty ape]

That's the way it should be, though. As much as I was entertained by Victor in the house I don't think I really want to see him 'blup blup blup'ing away in any other context.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Apart from maybe Nadia, can't say any will really be remembered.

Which one was Nadia?

Here's a test for you.  How many of the housemates in BB4 can you name (without looking on the internet).

[Purple Tentacle]

Jon Tickle
Cameron
That christ-annoying woman with the voice and teeth
Federico "I want to see you shit"

Erm.....

er...........

hmmm, you've got me.

[notnotnatnats]

Nush

The bald wanker who thought it was ok to hit women

The wannabe it girl with long hair... tanya?

Try the hardest BB quiz ever....

http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/promotions/attachments/*http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/brother.xls

I seriously couldn't remember even half these wankers.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Nush

The bald wanker who thought it was ok to hit women

The wannabe it girl with long hair... tanya?

Try the hardest BB quiz ever....

http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/promotions/attachments/*http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/brother.xls

I seriously couldn't remember even half these wankers.

I got 60 out of 60..which I think I'm ashamed of.  It is easier with the faces though.

[dan dirty ape]

Come on, who could forget such sparkling BB4 personalities as GOS, a bloke who slept a lot, and SCOTT, who took about four weeks to say anything. STEPH was the one who looked like Dave Hill, RAY was the fella who charmingly didn't see anything wrong with hitting women and who gave the world the first televised Big Brother hand shandy (despite unsubstantiated rumours that Craig used to start each day on BB1 wanking into one of the mirrors screaming 'it's only a gameshow!' on the at-the-time correct assumption that it would never be broadcast), LISA was the one that came in late and was shunned (she did a reverse Nadia and initially pretended to be a transexual), TANIA was the wanna be it girl who did very little of interest...were there more? By god, last years was boring, wan't it?

Edit: Oh, yeah, ANOUSHKA.  And JUSTINE,d ry humped by Jon Tickle, later squired by Nasty Nick no less.

[MrManson]

Nush

The bald wanker who thought it was ok to hit women

The wannabe it girl with long hair... tanya?

Try the hardest BB quiz ever....

http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/promotions/attachments/*http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/brother.xls

I seriously couldn't remember even half these wankers.

What do you use to open that program?

[Hornet]

But Tanya was a right dirty looking sleaze bag though wasn't she

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Nush

The bald wanker who thought it was ok to hit women

The wannabe it girl with long hair... tanya?

Try the hardest BB quiz ever....

http://uk.rd.yahoo.com/promotions/attachments/*http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/attachments/brother.xls

I seriously couldn't remember even half these wankers.

What do you use to open that program?

It's Microsoft Excel.  You can buy it off the internet you know...

[MrManson]

Buying things off the internet!?! This isn't the space age.
I'm too lazy to find it. Ah well

[king mob]

Come on, who could forget such sparkling BB4 personalities as GOS, a bloke who slept a lot, and SCOTT, who took about four weeks to say anything. STEPH was the one who looked like Dave Hill, RAY was the fella who charmingly didn't see anything wrong with hitting women and who gave the world the first televised Big Brother hand shandy (despite unsubstantiated rumours that Craig used to start each day on BB1 wanking into one of the mirrors screaming 'it's only a gameshow!' on the at-the-time correct assumption that it would never be broadcast), LISA was the one that came in late and was shunned (she did a reverse Nadia and initially pretended to be a transexual), TANIA was the wanna be it girl who did very little of interest...were there more? By god, last years was boring, wan't it?

Edit: Oh, yeah, ANOUSHKA.  And JUSTINE,d ry humped by Jon Tickle, later squired by Nasty Nick no less.

Nope, can't picture any of them at all.

If the Craig story from BB1 is true them its the greatest moment of TV ever.

[TraceyQ]

Lisa Jeynes (for that was her name) is to appear in a Five programme about celebrity (ha!) plastic surgery, where she will be getting a boob job. She's recently lost a lot of weight and had a nose job in her bid to be famous.

re: the Craig story.  From what I can figure out from the time it's actually completely true.

[thomasina]

Lisa Jeynes (for that was her name) is to appear in a Five programme about celebrity (ha!) plastic surgery, where she will be getting a boob job. She's recently lost a lot of weight and had a nose job in her bid to be famous.

re: the Craig story.  From what I can figure out from the time it's actually completely true.

I think Lisa's fixing the wrong problems.  I can't remember her being nominated for being fat or having small tits.   Being a psychotic fantasist, now that rings a bell.

[splattermac]

Nadia Article from todays Observer

here

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