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::::: Big Brother 5 :::::

Started by mr rou-rou, May 16, 2004, 02:11:48 PM

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@ssmaster

Quote from: "m...wW(wwMww)Ww...m"The baldy doesn't like "refugees that sponge off the government and its hard-earned money"

That is maybe but he still won't be allowed to join the BNP


Ha the second guy is a refugee called Ahmed, this should be interesting and he is homophobic too. He going to get on well with Marco then

Tokyo Sexwhale

Fuck! What a meathead!  It's even more of a freakshoww than usual.

@ssmaster

next, a gay butch guy who looks like he will bum rape the straight guys.

Freak show is right

Daniel is a shallow fuck-wad.  

I am really starting to identify with these people.

burpmitosis

Prediction:  Ahmed will go against all his personal beliefs and shag Dan.

mr rou-rou

fucking ace, I'm loving it already :)

Oranjeboom Dutch lager, 50% off, Morrisons

Oh, you just would, wouldn't you.  I'm feeling 37.2% gayer already.

(EDIT to correct wonky calculations)

Quote from: "m...wW(wwMww)Ww...m"Oh, you just would, wouldn't you.  I'm feeling 37.2% gayer already.

(EDIT to correct wonky calculations)

So that would make you 137.2% gay then?

;-)

Edit 1: Marco talks like Mickey Mouse

Edit 2: Stereotypes 'R' Us: for all your BB contestant needs!

That would be a rather conservative estimate, you big flirt.

@ssmaster

Yay, angry black man. Victor, fear of a black Big Brother.

Purple Tentacle

One of these people is going to be £100,000 richer in 10 weeks time.

NaN

oh god this is going to be awful isn't it? i'm not saying it wasn't awful previously but the producers attempts to make this one "interesting" is quite quite upsetting....

theres not one person in the the house so far that i would miss if they died.... i do hope the gay bald men gang up on 4 A's in A level wizz-kid


think less of me if you will

Purple Tentacle

Ah.

Oh dear.


They seem to have forgotten to bring in someone LIKEABLE.


you know, the Han Solo character if you will. We're stuck with a house full of Jar-Jars.


YES I'M PISSED!!!!111111111111

@ssmaster

Well the girls so far are the same as previous years. One who thinks she is more interesting than she actually is and a gobby thicko chav.

NaN

two gay men and strong potential for lesbian?

edit: BINGO.... it's amazing how easy you can read these people by their looks alone....

edit #2: and she refuses to enter the house until she's snogged her girlfriend in front of the camera.... how cute

sore bottom mum

Quote from: "NaN".... i do hope the gay bald men gang up on 4 A's in A level wizz-kid


think less of me if you will

I agree.. he's my early contender for 'biggest cunt of the lot'

Kitten: The most likeable person yet.  That's how bad it is.



WHAHEY!!!! SHE'S FREAKING OUT! (and she craves attention)

@ssmaster

Ha, Milli Tant has entered the house, I can see her washing and dressing Ahmed and darning his socks.

burpmitosis

I'm sorry but that was FOUL.

Where is she?

ADRIENNE!!! ADRIENNNNNE!!!!!

thomasina

I hate them, i hate them all!  
do you think they've really put 10 complete twats in so that the public will not be alienated when the killing starts?

Purple Tentacle

Oh look, Jarvis Cocker's in it.

NaN

and a morgage advisor who wants to be a glamour model...

and hold her breath for 1 whole minute! she's got my imaginary text message vote

mr rou-rou

I love sex and I love porn. what d'ye think of that?

Welcome, Obligatory Big Brother Geordie.

thomasina

Cunts, every one of them.  absolute cunts.


I know Ben Elton has his faults, but this is Dead Famous.  except I hope they all die.

Purple Tentacle

Hahahahhaha this is fucking marvellous.

Everyone can fuck off, this is going to be magnificent.

Dean and Cameron can fuck right off.

NaN

where's the obligitory normal human being?

mr rou-rou

you are wrong, you are all cunts and these are my new friends

burpmitosis

Look it's Charlie from Groundforce's younger sister


NaN - shell is the "normal" one afaics