Before I reveal myself, here's some stuff about Women..
Part 1:
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'Everything she wants, is everything she sees'
Women, can be cruel.
I've been begging a girl to take me back for the last 8 months or so, I dunno what to do, it hurts more and more....then it goes away for a bit, then I get all manic, then, sometimes, when it's late, and I walk home, and it rains, and the rains fall, like stones, I cry, I cry in the rain, and I miss her, a lot.
Guys, if you got a girl, and you love, tell her, if she's a diamond, buy her one, and tell her you love her. Or if money's tight, then just something simple, she'll love you for it, Valentine's Day is coming up, everyone around me is 'attached', I envy them.
Really, make an effort, show her you care, and be sweet to her, be nice, be respectful, make her feel special...unless she's a cunt of course...
Sorry, that was a cheap joke. (I have no control, I believe it's a form of Tourette's, people at work have already realised this, I am constantly getting 'told off', I usually sit there and chuckle, I hope to get fired very soon)
Really, be nice to her.
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I shall die alone, and I can't wait....and now, some music....
'Dear Prudeeeeeeence, won't ya come out to play-ayayayyyyyyyyyYYyyyyyyYYy'
- Siouxsie n Co
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You know, there are days when I think I'm pretty cool, and days when I realise, that in actuality, I am a useless freak, no place, no time, out of place, out of time, left to wander and spin, around, and around, spinning through infinity, the way clouds dissolve in the sky, like sugar on the tongue.
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'Deaeaeaeearrrrrrrrrrr Pruuuuuuuuuuudence'
'Won't ya come out to play?'
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Do you see the numbers?
34757436587436593145693476539456349564395643543951
Oh, there they are.
And now.....
(Sorry about that, and this IS true,....how do I explain,...well, errr, ok here goes, I've just acquired the biggest spliff I've ever seen, I'm not high right now you know, nope, just a little bit of Vodka n Juice, just a little...
Actually I've been on a health kick the last week, I've already lost about half stone, in about four days, believe me I had it to lose, I got kinda chubby after the demise of my relationship,...where was I, oh yes, the spliff, I shall 'do it' in a little while, not sure why I'm telling you this, ((Whoever you are)), anyway, I err, forget the point of the digression...you see above, i've written 'And now...' I was going to do something rather amusing but it escapes me..oh well..
Part 2 - The Reveal
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Oh yes, while I'm feeling fairly lucid, I can't believe people are still 'troubled' by my posting to this site, I really pity you.
Usually middle-class-white wankers or lower-class-middle-white-wankers...
I've been thinking recently and I now know why I'm the way I am, why I'm not 'easily amused' like so many others...where this edge comes from..
From an early age, due to racial abuse, from n**gers and honkys I developed a thick skin, (no, not like a lizard cunthead) I surpressed a lot of rage, now, and as I get older, as I approach 30, it's coming out, and it's getting worse, if someone bores me, I tell them, I've never met anyone like me, talented, hardcore, a photographic memory and a surreal metabolism, I can gain muscle faster than anyone else, I can lose weight faster than anyone else, I remeber everything, no one else knows the things I know, I am different, I am special, I am better, than you.
There is nothing I can not do.
In 2004, you will see this, you'll remember me, one day the entire world will know who I am, a storm is coming, and it's name is;
D E K I O N P L E X I S
Wanna know what that means?
No? OK.
I'm just kidding, here's thr TRuTH;
My name is Mike Tanner,
I am 29 years old, I live with my parents in Plaistow, I have a dog called Charles, he is a German Shepherd, I work in a small branch of Lloyds, near a Starbucks, yes, the one, near the HMV.
I am a virgin.
And in othe news..
(BY the by that new Britney track has a fucking amazing riff/bassline, whatever, her voice is shit, but I love the instrumental)
(this is all lies)
(do NOT tell him I told you this, he is typing this, but he does not know it, I am his female side, my name is Marisa Kane, I am his latent homosexuality, I am the part of him that thinks about sucking a big black cock, 'hush', he returns..)
'PeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaBoooooooooooo'
- Siouxsie
U L Y S S E S 3 1
- The Movie
One day I'm going to make that, and you'll remember that I said it.
WOah, a paradox? Errrr, no Mike, that's merely you making a statement, that has no truth in it,...ahh, ok mIKe, thanks.
S'ok.
RIght, I just had a hit, I'm off, but I'll be back in a bit, to see what bitches have to say about it, cuz let's be honest, some of you sad cunts, just, can't, resist.
So, before you start whining like a bunch of fucking pussies 'Neil, why can't we ban him, oh pa-lease Neil, I'll suck ya fucking cock, why can't he stick to ONE fucking thread Neil, why is my life so empty Neil?...' and so forth, I WILL be adding to this, so you've been warned, so there we go...
REMEMBER:
Ya don't like it..then don't read it, don't post in it, shut your useless, pathetic, fucking hole,. cunt.
Oh yeah, while I'm talking here, wanna know WHY I never join in with your useless threads, it's beacuse none of you cunts have anything interesting to say, I've heard it all before, yes, I've already seen that movie, yes, I've already heard that track, yes, I've already seen that show, I've already formulated my opinions, and I have no desire to share my thoughts with you or anyone else about these things, because it fucking bores me...
Sorry to come off aggressive, must be the vodka....err...yeah it is, if anyone is REALLY that pissed with me, we can settle it man to man, let me know the time and place and I'll cave ya fucking head in, send me an IM, or an email if ya shy.
Shit, I could really go for a fight right now...I told myself I'd lay of the Vodka..
FUCK!!! Right I'm off...