Films Where a Man Does a Poo

[Santa's Boyfriend]

So, that trainspotting scene, eh?

[Cerys]

Pulp Fiction.

[bloogoon]

Me, Myself and Irene

[Subtle Mocking]

Johnny English.

[bloogoon]

Papillon

[gmoney]

A lady does a poo in Spun.

[Ballad of Ballard Berkley]

Hunger.

In the realm of men doings poos in films, that must be the King - or Grand Poobah - surely?

[boxofslice]

Dumb and Dumber.

[Blumf]

Mr. Bridger's natural rhythm is upset in The Italian Job

[bloogoon]

In Coming to America Prince Akeem (Murphy) gets annoyed about his servants following him around. He says "It is my birthday - for once could I have some privacy" as he is going into the toilet, to which his valet laughs out loud and says "Very funny your Royal Highness" claps twice and shouts "Wipers"

Although I can't verify whether he has a poo or not.

[uncle_rico]

Salo...

of course!

[chocky909]

The Human Centipede bien sûr!

[chocky909]

In Zombieland there is a guy sitting on't bog when he gets attacked. Also, doesn't Russell in Pixar's Up do a poo, albeit off camera?

[lipsink]

Steve Jones in The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle.

One of the gang members in Dead Man's Shoes.

James Van Der Beek in Rules of Attraction.

[Neville Chamberlain]

Isn't there a man who's only contribution to Threads is to do a big poo?

Or was that a woman doing a wee?!?

[Marty McFly]

Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon, and the same scene as parodied by Samuel L Motherfuckin' Jackson in National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1

[Serge]

Isn't the lawyer who gets eaten by the Tyrannosaurus Rex in 'Jurassic Park' sat on the toilet when it happens? I know he runs to hide in the toilet, but I assumed he was so scared he took a crap while he was in there.

[chocky909]

Nah, his pants are up. Look.

[buntyman]

Austin Powers

[lipsink]

Nah, his pants are up. Look.

He's knocking one out though. Look at the T Rex's shocked face.

[Famous Mortimer]

Isn't there a man who's only contribution to Threads is to do a big poo?

Or was that a woman doing a wee?!?

There's a woman whose sole entry on the IMDB is "woman who urinates herself" from Threads.

Hey, this was my idea! I've never been prouder to come up with a thread.

[Brundle-Fly]

Recent cinematic shits:

Patient craps in a bed and is subsequently hosed down in Stuck.

Escaped prisoner gets the noisy squits after eating raw human flesh in Van Dieman's Land.

Woman enjoys a dump during casual sex in Kingpin.

Borat poos in a bag in Borat.

[AsparagusTrevor]

Jackass
Jackass 2
Jackass 2.5
Jackass 3D (probably)

[babyshambler]

Clerks.

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Goldeneye

[gmoney]

Austin Powers (maybe the second one)
Bubba Ho-Tep

[thecuriousorange]

Batman and Robin. Joel Schumacher does one in the audience's face.

[dredd]

Street Trash. It's even on the poster:

[thecuriousorange]

See also:

[alan nagsworth]

The opening action scene of Miike's 'The City Of Lost Souls' kicks off with the lead character crimping one off rather dramatically with a quick burst of fart. Love it.