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The Elusive Heterosexual Male Orgasm

Started by Santa's Boyfriend, November 03, 2010, 01:14:01 PM

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Santa's Boyfriend

If you were to look at cinema (and I'm not including porn in this incidentally) and television you'd think that men do not orgasm.  It's always the lady.  Now I'm not necessarily complaining about this, it's simply an interesting observation that someone pointed out to me the other day, that even in the sexiest movie we never hear the man moan with pleasure.  I suspect you would in gay themed movies or tv (I understand Queer as Folk has it, I haven't actually seen it other than the rimming scene in a clip show - which was apparently done for real, arguably making it hard porn - but there were no rules on how to fake it!), but in heterosexual scenes, I've never heard a man make a sound, much less actually reach orgasm.  Can anyone give an example of a movie or tv show where this actually does happen?

wasp_f15ting


rudi


Treguard of Dunshelm

Nine Songs, if you don't count that as porn. The BBFC didn't.

chocky909

Irreversible springs to mind unfortunately.

Claude the Racecar Driving Rockstar Super Sleuth

#5
Kevin Kline's charater in Fish Called Wanda.

Also, you don't see it in action, but the "Oh face" from Office Space

Male orgasm is pretty much guaranteed, which makes it apt for humour. Female orgasm is perceived as more elusive, which puts it on some sort of pedestal.

small_world

I'm not really sure of this, but isn't there a scene in The Bodyguard where the crazed stalker guy wanks off over Whitney Houston's bed? I don't think I've even seen the film, but my mate refers to this pretty often.
And has indeed proclaimed to have "done a Bodyguard" onto a mutual acquaintance's sister's bed.

eluc55

Quote from: Santa's Boyfriend on November 03, 2010, 01:14:01 PM
I suspect you would in gay themed movies or tv (I understand Queer as Folk has it, I haven't actually seen it other than the rimming scene in a clip show - which was apparently done for real, arguably making it hard porn - but there were no rules on how to fake it!)

Er... what? A hetrosexual actor did that on camera without any "barriers"? That cant be right, surely?

Santa's Boyfriend

Apparently, yes.  As there were no guidelines on doing such a thing and they couldn't work out how to show it without actually doing it for real (and couldn't suggest it because it's not something people would necessarily think of), they simply did it for real and didn't make a fuss about it.  The jizz was fake though.

Shoulders?-Stomach!

Us heterosexuals are capable of more than you would initially think. Some of us have even risen to high positions in the fashion industries.

What I'm essentially saying is: Watch out gays, we're on your arse.


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eluc55

Quote from: Santa's Boyfriend on November 03, 2010, 06:08:34 PM
Apparently, yes.  As there were no guidelines on doing such a thing and they couldn't work out how to show it without actually doing it for real (and couldn't suggest it because it's not something people would necessarily think of), they simply did it for real and didn't make a fuss about it.  The jizz was fake though.

I'm sorry,  I'm completely flomoxed by this. I don't want to be crude but I find this impossible to believe, and not sure if I'm misunderstood.

Spoiler alert
The straight actor enthusiastically licked the bumhole of another actor. Without anything between them. 
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Is that right?

EDIT: not trying to be pervy or crude here, I'm just amazed that a straight actor did that on camera, when they could surely use a barrier or clever angling of the camera.

#11
I'd like to add a "what in the blue Christ??!!" regarding this alleged real gay bum-tounging between two hetero men. I mean, I'm sure that many actors are willing to suffer for their art, but that's flabbergasting. I wonder how they decided who drew the short straw, so to speak.

Santa's Boyfriend

I have no idea if they were straight or gay actors, but if you're going to be starring in Queer as Folk you will have read the script and be well aware that graphic gay sex scenes would be required of you so I doubt the actors actually had a problem with it.  If they did I doubt they would have got the job.  But yes, there was nothing in between.  Apparently they did wash his bum beforehand though.

Danger Man

Quote from: Santa's Boyfriend on November 03, 2010, 01:14:01 PMCan anyone give an example of a movie or tv show where this actually does happen?

Bad Lieutenant. Harvey Keitel wanks all over a girl's car.

Angst in my Pants

Quote from: Santa's Boyfriend on November 04, 2010, 08:56:03 AM
I have no idea if they were straight or gay actors, but if you're going to be starring in Queer as Folk you will have read the script and be well aware that graphic gay sex scenes would be required of you so I doubt the actors actually had a problem with it.  If they did I doubt they would have got the job.  But yes, there was nothing in between.  Apparently they did wash his bum beforehand though.
I could be remembering incorrectly, but I'm pretty sure it was a quick lick on what could easily have been the 'other cheek' as opposed to the... bit in the middle.

I don't think it was even graphic enough for the casual observer to even get what was really going on, other than a kiss on the cheek.  A few days later my Mum asked me if I'd seen the programme... and also asked what "rimming" was.  Lovely.

I could be wrong, of course, but I'm certainly not going to search for a clip while I'm at work!

Quote from: Santa's Boyfriend on November 04, 2010, 08:56:03 AM
I have no idea if they were straight or gay actors, but if you're going to be starring in Queer as Folk you will have read the script and be well aware that graphic gay sex scenes would be required of you so I doubt the actors actually had a problem with it.  If they did I doubt they would have got the job.  But yes, there was nothing in between.  Apparently they did wash his bum beforehand though.

Choked on a pork pie for about a minute.

gmoney


Captain Crunch

There's touching scene featuring premature ejaculation in 'Detroit Rock City' which is worth a watch. 

All Surrogate

Quote from: Angst in my Pants on November 04, 2010, 01:41:07 PMI could be wrong, of course, but I'm certainly not going to search for a clip while I'm at work!

Queer As Folk is on 4oD.  The scene in question is Series 1 Episode 1, 22 minutes in.  There's no actual rimming.

Santa's Boyfriend

Russel lied to me through the medium of the television clip show!

EddyWhore

Eddie Murphy cums in Boomerang, and Peter Coyote's orgasm noise is a major plot device in Outrageous Fortune. God, my parents bought some shit videos.

Bingo Fury

William Hurt in Altered States, hilariously.
"What were you thinking about?"
"CRUCIFIXION!"