I Got Twenty One Words...

[TJ]

Here's the start of an ongoing story. Anyone can add to it at any time, but has to use exactly twenty one words and cannot do consecutive posts. Let's begin...


One morning, Almost Yearly was washing his car. "That's funny", he thought to himself, "I've never noticed that strange blue glare

[MonkeyDrummer]

Here's the start of an ongoing story. Anyone can add to it at any time, but has to use exactly twenty one words and cannot do consecutive posts. Let's begin...


One morning, Almost Yearly was washing his car. "That's funny", he thought to himself, "I've never noticed that strange blue glare

As he looked closer, he realised that the blue glare was moving west at quite a speed.  He called for his

[smoker]

...faithful partner in crime, partridge's love-child, and they leapt into the yearly-mobile, zipping up their now buttery overalls as they went

[Rats]

"Rub it in me piss clock frig off" squeeled a randy tramp from the roadside as they sped along through the

[Smackhead Kangaroo]

fruit and vegetable aisle, grasping randomly at legumes and leaving a trail of bruised melons in their wake. It was always....

[sproggy]

when PLC was allowed to drive, always had trouble steering and changing gear at the same time.  However, this time...

[butnut]

it would prove to be a tragic turn of events. The trolley was already well out of control as they neared

[Cambrian Times]

frozen food, as a nearsighted, grey haired grandmother of seventy eight bent over to inspect the frozen peas. The trolley screamed

[A Passing Turk Slipper]

"Get out of my way you vile old woman," but it was too late and the trolley crashed right into the

[Munday's Chylde]

...supermarket mascot, 'Willy the wonder-whale' who promptly exploded drenching the aisle and it's customers in fatty blubber. At that moment....

[TJ]

...TraceyQ arrived to see if she could be of any help. "Look at this mess!", she exclaimed, "can I offer you...

[sore bottom mum]

some good will?... The name's Tracey, I've come with a box of tissues." In the ensuing panic she was grabbed by

[Rubbish Monkey]

...who? I could not remember. The policeman who was taking my statement looked up from his scribblings and stared at me....

[smoker]

"don't i know you from somewhere?"  the last time we'd met i'd been deep inside his wife at a swingers meet

[mook]

lovely lass she was, spoke 6 languages and could whistle like a navvy shame about that bit of unpleasantness involving the.....

[Hairy Chin]

toothpick incident. Nobody believed I was trying to expel the toothpick whilst simultaniously taking her from behind. What's done is done

[TJ]

..."I need you cool - are you cool?". Somewhere in the distance, Harvey Keitel was finishing my sentence. TraceyQ started to panic.

[Hairy Chin]

She'd had a dislike of Harvey Keitel since she was four, when he reversed his car over her trike, the brute.

[Darrell]

Happily she'd exacted revenge by pissing down his chimney the following Christmas Eve, something which Keitel was rather startled to discover...

[smoker]

since at the time he was looking up there to try and see santa. up the chimmney that is, not  tracey

[butnut]

This rivalry esculated into a brutal annual fight, with the methods employed becoming increasingly underhand. Last year Tracy took a large

[sore bottom mum]

canvas, bought some paint-brushes and attempted to make some Art out this sorry situation. Her good intentions turned sour when

[Munday's Chylde]

when it transpired one of the brushes was infact Keitel's close friend Calista Flockheart. Furious with her mistake, Keitel called up...

[Ambient Sheep]

the Society for the Protection of Anorexics, who promptly arrived, assessed the situation, and rapidly decided that they must give TraceyQ

[smoker]

sanctuary. embedded in the beard shared by every member of SPA, Q began to wonder,  what happened to plc and yearly?

[Ambient Sheep]

It turned out that our heroes had brushed off the whale blubber, escaped from police custody, and resumed their pursuit of

[butnut]

(damn beaten!)

a marriage license. They had tried everywhere in England, but now they had hit gold in Germany. As they strode into

[A Passing Turk Slipper]

Berlin they knew something was not right. An awful smell was present and upon turning round they were annoyed to see

[TJ]

Rats, wearing a lab coat and mixing several noxious chemicals in test tubes. "At last", he said, "my Bobby Davro

[smoker]

spaff has developed a taste not unlike pg tips. here yearly, wrap yer tastebuds round this!" but as he passed it...