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Invent a Hollywood blockbuster.

Started by ThickAndCreamy, November 23, 2010, 09:40:56 PM

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ThickAndCreamy

A new impressive Hollywood director wants you on board with your script and is giving you loads of cash. You only need to produce a script and show it to them. The only trouble is the movie must be popular and has to earn at least $50 million in the US. What will it be?

African't

A group of highly intelligent children have been sent to the African plains in a secret US government experiment to wipe out every major animal bigger than a baby in the country of Tropicana. With no prior knowledge and armed with the best weapons the US military has to offer, in only ten days they must destroy every animal or else face the electric chair. However, when the Russian government finds out about this mission they send in groups of elite paratroopers to the region, perfectly disguised as wild animals, to defeat the children and to win the Cold War.

Monged posters are especially welcome.

Kapuscinski

RegalMan

It is 2035. Crime in Britain is so severe that the upper class live in gated communities, the middle class have emigrated and the working class live in Hogarthian squalor. Prime Minister Johnson has gone bald through stress and assassination attempts, and is fighting his third general election campaign.

Only one man can save the country. Prince Percivel, the son of King William and Princess Kate. By day he is a well-dressed toff, by night he is RegalMan, with a flaming scepture and a crown that fires arrows. WOW as RegalMan beats up a group of republicans setting a family on fire. HISS as Ken Livingstone's robot army try to destroy Buckingham Palace.

Glebe



Permanent Justice (2011)

"It's Hard Target meets Inception... disingenuous."
Paul Ross, The Social Worker


The year: 2020. The time: the future. The place: Future New York City. Cyril Bryant (Steven Seagal) and his partner Morph Zachery (Laurence Fishburne) are two good cops who have been framed for illegally downloading credit-pods from the Megabrain. Evil British company head Maximilian Enigmoid (Jonathan Pryce) wants to ensure his company Gluxo-Tec is protected from any criminal investigation into its corporate affairs, and is plotting to take over the world by buying the presidency. Unfortunately for Enigmoid, two sharp hounds are beginning to sniff... Cyril and Morph smell blood, and they're out to clear their names! There's plenty of action, clever wisecracks ("Don't shoot! This is a fresh shirt!") and some terrific hi-tech CGI courtesy of the effects guys behind Anaconda. Love interest is provided by Halle Berry, whose feline mutant Clawros creates and intriguing love triangle.