I was with this beautiful 21 year old french bird, in the dunes, getting stoned.....

[Cheese Arse H Christ]

(sorry about the title but phwoooooooooooooor eh lads??)

when she pointed out that the photo she had just taken of the dune was a great face.....

[Darrell]

It's evidence that Rats is some sort of god.

[Rats]

We've already more than enough evidence of that. I'm afraid the church of rats is only giving this relic a class 4 status as it clearly looks nothing like me, arse face.

[Hairy Chin]

A 'great' face you say?

[Rats]

Come to think of it, it does look quite a bit like me afterall.

[Ambient Sheep]

You should send that into the Fortean Times, they've got a page for people like you.

[Rats]

Yeah, people who lie about having girlfriends :)

[Cheese Arse H Christ]

Behave Yourself

[Darrell]

"Oh look. There is a face on that hill."

[Almost Yearly]

Pictures of the beautiful girl or nothing.

[Ambient Sheep]

CAPTION: "Now if the electric current flow is along *this* axis, then..."

[mr rou-rou]

[sore bottom mum]

Pictures of the beautiful girl or nothing.

[Munday's Chylde]

It's okay... It's just Jabba

[@ssmaster]

I see your face in the dunes and raise you two trees having sex with each other.

[Cheese Arse H Christ]

but where is your french tart?

[Hairy Chin]

Nice bit of thumb-bling going on in the first 'gangsta' pose picture.

[gazzyk1ns]

Hehe someone ask if he's "with" her, or whether he was just with her getting stoned...

I daren't.

[Hairy Chin]

Mr. Christ - this lass. Were you...

...no, I can't either.

[Cheese Arse H Christ]

Nah, she's the French assistant at our school

[Smackhead Kangaroo]

Aaaha town bicycle eehhhh

[Rats]

We had a nice french teacher too, called ..... wait for it .... mrs batty. She had a nice big arse and spoke french to us.

[The Region Legion]

Nah, she's the French assistant at our school

Suddenly the first picture goes from "young lady messing around with her boyfriend pretending to be a gangster" to "young lady trying to stop the perverted science teacher taking pictures of her".

[Mob Bunkhouse]

Nah, she's the French assistant at our school

Is she 'New in Town' ?
How much ?

(All this so someone will mong her into a  phonebox tart card, sheesh.)

[Almost Yearly]

You shouldn't have raised, @ssy. I've got a full house.















Over to you Esther.

[Cheese Arse H Christ]

that's n'owt. I've got a cock that looks like a funsize walnut whip