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Phrases that you would be happy to never hear again in movies

Started by Dead kate moss, November 29, 2010, 11:50:39 PM

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An tSaoi

"It begins..."

"The hunter... has become the... hunted..."



lipsink


Neville Chamberlain

"Come on, let's have a big, manly hug, like the two burly but sensitive American guys we are."



variant


Brundle-Fly

We don't take too kindly to strangers in these parts.
Are you a cop?
Come to daddy.
Leave now or you'll die.
If we get out of this alive I'll (insert promise here)
You owe me a (insert intended promise here)

An tSaoi


Dead kate moss

'Revenge is a dish best served... cold'

'Roll that back a few frames... and zoom in there'

'There's still one thing I don't understand' (ie there's still one thing we forgot to show the audience)

'Why should I trust you?' 'Right now you don't have much choice'

''You'll never make it alive'

'So.. cold' (anyone about to die)

'You gotta lotta nerve showing up here...'

'It's just a flesh wound, I'll be fine.'

Famous Mortimer


Artemis

"If I wanted him dead, I've have done 'im in LA" - Unbelievably, this was not edited out of Terminator: Salvation.

"I want that cunt in jail!" - spoken with a thick Welsh accent, specifically (Basic Instinct 2,
Spoiler alert
which I was watching for research purposes
[close]
)

lipsink

"Looky here's a picture of my little sweetheart. We're getting married as soon as this war's over."

"Gentleman! This bickering is getting us nowhere!"

"You're coming with me!"

"I can't hold them much longer!"

"But that plan is crazy."   "So crazy ... it just might work."

Jemble Fred

Quote from: Artemis on December 01, 2010, 06:06:35 PM
"I want that cunt in jail!" - spoken with a thick Welsh accent, specifically (Basic Instinct 2,
Spoiler alert
which I was watching for research purposes
[close]
)

Okay, you've sold it to me now. That has to be watched.

Erm...

"Oh no, zombies!"
"Braaaains...."
"Well, a plague of zombies, who'd have thought."
"I might turn into a zombie."
"Aren't zombies scary?"



Tiny Poster

"Shit just got real."

"You're/we're not in Kansas anymore..."

Quote from: Tiny Poster on December 02, 2010, 05:21:56 PM
"Shit just got real."

Thanks for confirming the wording. I keep seeing "this shit just got real" around here lately.

lipsink



Jemble Fred

"Come come, Matron. Surely you've seen a temperature taken like this before?"

"We ask the questions, tough guy"

"Its quiet"  "...... almost TOO quiet"

Policeman shooing everyone away from a crime-scene: "OK folks, shows over"

"I've got a bad feeling about this"

"We've got company"


Ginyard

We're late

You're late

He's late

She's late

They're late

Even Master Yoda doesn't have a midichlorian count that high



Icehaven

A; ''I've got something to tell you, I...''

B; ''Before you can tell me I'll interrupt and start saying something relevant to what you were intending to say which will result in you no longer wanting to tell me what you were going to to tell me. You'll try and get me to listen but I'll just jabber on oblivious as your face clearly betrays discomfort, and that you're rethinking your revelation in the light of what I'm saying, even though this procrastination will ultimately make things much, much worse. Now, what was it you wanted to tell me?''

A; '' Oh, I, er, it doesn't matter really, just something suspiciously innocuous I just thought of which clearly doesn't warrant the portentious introduction of being Something I Have To Tell You. Let's go do something else.''

Dead kate moss

Similarly..

'Oh my god I can explain!'

(this embarrassing situation that the character indeed does have a perfectly innocent explanation for)

'"I don't want to hear your excuses.. and to think I was going to marry you/allow you to marry my daughter/get to the chopper, etc,'

*leaves*

Character doesn't chase after and explain, and rather stands looking around as if there was no possible solution, thus allowing the misunderstanding to fester.

An tSaoi


the midnight watch baboon


Jemble Fred

"My führer, what topical event has made you so heelariously angry this time?"

Depressed Beyond Tables

Quote from: thecuriousorange on December 02, 2010, 08:35:20 PM
"OK, everyone back. Give him some air."

"It's OK, I'm a *doctor".


*I have a doctorate in fly fishing